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Started by Lies, March 08, 2011, 03:45:06 AM

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Lies

March 08, 2011, 03:45:06 AM
http://www.kkmime.com/main.html

The amount of things in this site that are just wrong is uncountable.

It's harder to find what *isn't* wrong about this. Seriously.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#1
March 08, 2011, 03:50:51 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 08, 2011, 03:45:06 AM
http://www.kkmime.com/main.html

The amount of things in this site that are just wrong is uncountable.

It's harder to find what *isn't* wrong about this. Seriously.

I think Poe's Law.

Lies

#2
March 08, 2011, 03:51:14 AM
Quote from: aedh on March 08, 2011, 03:50:51 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 08, 2011, 03:45:06 AM
http://www.kkmime.com/main.html

The amount of things in this site that are just wrong is uncountable.

It's harder to find what *isn't* wrong about this. Seriously.

I think Poe's Law.

Take a good look. It's not. They're serious.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Prince Glittersnatch III

#3
March 08, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Mimes... for Jesus?

What is this I dont....
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Lies

#4
March 08, 2011, 05:54:18 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 08, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Mimes... for Jesus?

What is this I dont....

BLACK MIMES. FOR JESUS.
THEY LOOK LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF BLACKFACE
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#5
March 08, 2011, 06:06:35 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 08, 2011, 03:51:14 AM
Quote from: aedh on March 08, 2011, 03:50:51 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 08, 2011, 03:45:06 AM
http://www.kkmime.com/main.html

The amount of things in this site that are just wrong is uncountable.

It's harder to find what *isn't* wrong about this. Seriously.

I think Poe's Law.

Take a good look. It's not. They're serious.

I couldn't bear it long enough.

Jasper

#6
March 08, 2011, 08:28:53 PM
I saw mimes and something about gospel and fled.  I can only stands so much, and I can't stands it no more than three seconds.

Luna

#7
March 08, 2011, 08:29:36 PM
I...

Yeah.

Well, at least they're QUIET...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

#8
March 08, 2011, 08:30:48 PM
Yeah, but they're being quiet AT you.

Subtract Eight!

#9
March 08, 2011, 08:48:47 PM
I can hear these mimes speaking in tongues oh my god it's a miracle.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Luna

#10
March 08, 2011, 08:50:27 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 08, 2011, 08:30:48 PM
Yeah, but they're being quiet AT you.

I have a sword.  And I know which end I'll have to clean the greasepaint off of.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#11
March 08, 2011, 09:09:17 PM
"Vengeance is mime" saith the Lord. - Romans 12:19
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cainad (dec.)

#12
March 08, 2011, 09:11:53 PM
Are you guys NUTS?


$3,000 to $6,000 a gig (half of that up front, with travel expenses paid for) to go places and be God's Mimes for fuck's sake!

This is so beautifully weird, I think it deserves at least a passing mention in a future piece about The Strange Times. When else in history could two dudes form a ministry/profit-making venture based around doing Gospel-themed mime shows?


BRILLIANT.

Subtract Eight!

#13
March 08, 2011, 09:12:22 PM
And so Jesus made the blind man see and the deaf man a true mime after all, verily.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Prince Glittersnatch III

#14
March 08, 2011, 10:41:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 08, 2011, 09:11:53 PM
Are you guys NUTS?


$3,000 to $6,000 a gig (half of that up front, with travel expenses paid for) to go places and be God's Mimes for fuck's sake!

This is so beautifully weird, I think it deserves at least a passing mention in a future piece about The Strange Times. When else in history could two dudes form a ministry/profit-making venture based around doing Gospel-themed mime shows?


BRILLIANT.

Im tempted to go back to that site just to see if they have any videos of performances.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!
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