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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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Jasper

#15
March 11, 2011, 05:42:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

You will brave the Nigel Demon-Goddess at an art gallery opening, and send me a pic of yourself pleading for your life.  

I'll do it! 

...If I plead unsuccessfully, do I still get into the Roger lounge in heaven?

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
March 11, 2011, 05:45:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:42:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

You will brave the Nigel Demon-Goddess at an art gallery opening, and send me a pic of yourself pleading for your life.  

I'll do it! 

...If I plead unsuccessfully, do I still get into the Roger lounge in heaven?

No, it turns out that God only rewards actual success.  Technically, if you die and I still get a pic, though, it counts and you get into the lounge.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#17
March 11, 2011, 05:47:51 PM
I'll consider a task.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#18
March 11, 2011, 05:48:53 PM
on it

President Television

#19
March 11, 2011, 05:49:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.

I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?

Your general location?
I live in the Canada. Fredericton, to be precise.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 11, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:47:51 PM
I'll consider a task.

You'll what?  This is A HOLY RELIGIOUS QUEST, not a low-priority maintenance request.  Did Hercules "consider" his 12 tasks?  Did he mull over the Augean Stables for a bit?  No, he fucking didn't.  Either sign up for a quest, or spend eternity with Tammy Faye Bakker.  Your choice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#21
March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
March 11, 2011, 05:51:30 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:49:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.

I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?

Your general location?
I live in the Canada. Fredericton, to be precise.

You will send me a used tea bag...Red Rose Tea, to be exact.  Address in PM.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#24
March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.
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#25
March 11, 2011, 05:54:24 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:34:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:21 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....

You will send me a photo, audio recording, or flash film of someone losing their Goddamn mind at the German Club.  It is permissible to arrange said losing of shit for this purpose, provided the shit-losing is genuine.

Oh man, I think I may already have something for this.  :lulz:

ofuk, she'll have this shit done and uploaded by tomorrow night...
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#26
March 11, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.

Where the hell ARE you, these days?  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#27
March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
March 11, 2011, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.

Address in PM.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#29
March 11, 2011, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.

Where the hell ARE you, these days?  :lulz:

He's in a boat, off the coast of japan, taking herculean dumps off the side. Haven't you been watching the news today?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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