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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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Jasper

#390
March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.

The Good Reverend Roger

#391
March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.



Custom title works, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#392
March 11, 2011, 06:23:49 PM
Woo!  Here I thought I was a forsaken sinner all this time.

The Good Reverend Roger

#393
March 11, 2011, 06:25:45 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:23:49 PM
Woo!  Here I thought I was a forsaken sinner all this time.

It's not as good, mind you...You may have to spend some time in purgatory, listening to John Meyer covering Tom Petty, but you do eventually get out and get to go to heaven.

Purgatory, incidentally, seems to be required so that there are enough PTSD victims in heaven.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#394
March 11, 2011, 06:27:12 PM
Ah, purgatory never scared me.  I do very well in isolation. 

Almost too well.

Sig,
we all live in a yello sub ma rine,  yello sub ma rine...

Luna

#395
March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#396
March 11, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?

No, but you're safe if you croak tomorrow.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#397
March 11, 2011, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?

No, but you're safe if you croak tomorrow.

I'm more likely to croak someone, and be the subject of Suu's quest actually, as we'll be at the GC...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#398
March 11, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?

No, but you're safe if you croak tomorrow.

I'm more likely to croak someone, and be the subject of Suu's quest actually, as we'll be at the GC...

Okay.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#399
March 11, 2011, 07:28:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!  My eternal laziness and penchant for keeping my internet gifts "longtime" has served me well.

*laughing at the rest of you suckers*

Dysfunctional Cunt

#400
March 11, 2011, 07:36:29 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:28:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!  My eternal laziness and penchant for keeping my internet gifts "longtime" has served me well.

*laughing at the rest of you suckers*

Yes, me as well....  In fact, I use my Holy name everywhere I go!!!

Don Coyote

#401
March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

The Good Reverend Roger

#402
March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#403
March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

The Good Reverend Roger

#404
March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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