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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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#195
March 18, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Giveth unto me a quest. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#196
March 18, 2011, 02:17:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 18, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Giveth unto me a quest. 

You will, in the next 60 days, arrange to have 4 days off in a row (long weekend will suffice).  You will spend all 4 days with the kids - every waking moment - doing things oriented towards the kids.  CELLPHONE OFF.

You will then post your impression of your stress levels before and after this 4 day period.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#197
March 18, 2011, 02:21:40 PM
Special Assignment:  Mr. Mom accepted. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

#198
March 18, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Paddy last awaiting a quest.

You will organize and lead a troll of any board not currently being visited.
Hrm ok, I'll have to find somewhere juicy, I grow weary of wicca and pagans.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#199
March 18, 2011, 04:00:56 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Paddy last awaiting a quest.

You will organize and lead a troll of any board not currently being visited.
Hrm ok, I'll have to find somewhere juicy, I grow weary of wicca and pagans.

This would be preferred.  Perhaps something akin to the old Forbes board.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#200
March 18, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
You guys may notice there's a pattern - or rather a method - to these quests.

Bonus afterlife credits to anyone that figures it out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#201
March 18, 2011, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
You guys may notice there's a pattern - or rather a method - to these quests.

Bonus afterlife credits to anyone that figures it out.

Quite a few of them seem to be along the lines of pushing the boundaries of one's comfort zone, or routine.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#202
March 18, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 18, 2011, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
You guys may notice there's a pattern - or rather a method - to these quests.

Bonus afterlife credits to anyone that figures it out.

Quite a few of them seem to be along the lines of pushing the boundaries of one's comfort zone, or routine.

That's the obvious part (it would do no good if it didn't).  There's a little bit more than that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#203
March 18, 2011, 04:36:34 PM
You're Tyler Durdening us, aren't you? Except for the part about erasing our individuality and making us into a living factory, I mean. This smacks of the Project: Mayhem homework assignments.

Anyway, I've been thinking about the best way to acquire that teabag. If I want to buy teabags (or pay for postage, for that matter), I'll need money. Which requires a job. Which I don't have, since that company I thought I got a job with seems to be doing its best to conceal its existence from me.
So the real point of this task is GET A JOB. In practical terms, at least.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jenne

#204
March 18, 2011, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 18, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Well, much of the heavy lifting was done by Phox and Ogma, but I successfully got put in TU for "sexually harassing" LPB.  I'll have some of the better screenshots in the TCC thread in OMF.

Quest completed.

Hey!  I didn't get that stamp!  :D

The Good Reverend Roger

#205
March 18, 2011, 06:51:20 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 18, 2011, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 18, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Well, much of the heavy lifting was done by Phox and Ogma, but I successfully got put in TU for "sexually harassing" LPB.  I'll have some of the better screenshots in the TCC thread in OMF.

Quest completed.

Hey!  I didn't get that stamp!  :D

Thought I did.

Quest Completed.  You get to spend eternity with 72 chippendales and you get Senator Orrin Hatch as a piece of office furniture.  His mouth will be removed, of course.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#206
March 18, 2011, 06:55:17 PM
You know, we've never done gaia online....
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Faust

#207
March 18, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.

Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories

htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.

Bodybuilding.com easy target

Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.

I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

pH

#208
March 18, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.

Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories

htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.

Bodybuilding.com easy target

Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.

I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.

Try ggnetwork.darkbb.com, or any gaming clan sites, those guys are pretty easy to piss off, and most are full of themselves. As in they make me look brilliant.
This is a distraction.

QuoteTOMAHAWKS

Faust

#209
March 18, 2011, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: pH on March 18, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.

Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories

htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.

Bodybuilding.com easy target

Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.

I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.

Try ggnetwork.darkbb.com, or any gaming clan sites, those guys are pretty easy to piss off, and most are full of themselves. As in they make me look brilliant.
Gaming sites are too easy and I have to shit on those people in real life, no fun to spend internet time with.
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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