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OkCupid: A Guy's Perspective

Started by saturnine, March 03, 2011, 08:33:14 AM

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Don Coyote

#165
April 09, 2011, 05:10:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 09, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Neither is "elsenet".  :lulz:

I know.


Coyote, is slightly buzzed and  messaging highly compatible matches bizarre matches, with his rather uniquly set up profile.


I AM A BAD mAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don Coyote

#166
April 09, 2011, 05:39:37 AM
Coyote, seeing is pinealism will get him laid via the interwebs.

FOR SCIENCE!!!

So you don't have to.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#167
April 09, 2011, 06:41:57 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 05:10:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 09, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Neither is "elsenet".  :lulz:

I know.


Coyote, is slightly buzzed and  messaging highly compatible matches bizarre matches, with his rather uniquly set up profile.


I AM A BAD mAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lulz: Nice!

My fake profile is carefully designed to be a low low match with almost everyone. Oddly, it's an unprecedented 72% match with Mr. Language.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#168
April 09, 2011, 06:50:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:41:57 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 05:10:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 09, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Neither is "elsenet".  :lulz:

I know.


Coyote, is slightly buzzed and  messaging highly compatible matches bizarre matches, with his rather uniquly set up profile.


I AM A BAD mAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lulz: Nice!

My fake profile is carefully designed to be a low low match with almost everyone. Oddly, it's an unprecedented 72% match with Mr. Language.

I've been going back and slowly reanswering my questions in the most bizzare ways.

I just explained my answer to marijuana usage as if I had been dating a crazy girl named Marijuana. :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#169
April 09, 2011, 07:31:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:50:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:41:57 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 05:10:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 09, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Neither is "elsenet".  :lulz:

I know.


Coyote, is slightly buzzed and  messaging highly compatible matches bizarre matches, with his rather uniquly set up profile.


I AM A BAD mAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lulz: Nice!

My fake profile is carefully designed to be a low low match with almost everyone. Oddly, it's an unprecedented 72% match with Mr. Language.

I've been going back and slowly reanswering my questions in the most bizzare ways.

I just explained my answer to marijuana usage as if I had been dating a crazy girl named Marijuana. :lulz:

:lulz: That's awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#170
April 09, 2011, 07:33:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 07:31:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:50:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:41:57 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 05:10:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 09, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Neither is "elsenet".  :lulz:

I know.


Coyote, is slightly buzzed and  messaging highly compatible matches bizarre matches, with his rather uniquly set up profile.


I AM A BAD mAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lulz: Nice!

My fake profile is carefully designed to be a low low match with almost everyone. Oddly, it's an unprecedented 72% match with Mr. Language.
I think Friday night might be the best night to randomly message people with weird shit.

Anyone who is on okcupid on a Friday night is probably in need of any kind of mental stimulation since they aren't getting any stimulation of any kind.
I've been going back and slowly reanswering my questions in the most bizzare ways.

I just explained my answer to marijuana usage as if I had been dating a crazy girl named Marijuana. :lulz:

:lulz: That's awesome!

Telarus

#171
April 09, 2011, 07:47:03 AM
 :lulz:
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#173
April 09, 2011, 05:15:28 PM
Wow. Your messages are better/more entertaining than ANY I have EVER gotten on a dating site.  :cry:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#174
April 09, 2011, 05:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 05:15:28 PM
Wow. Your messages are better/more entertaining than ANY I have EVER gotten on a dating site.  :cry:


To no avail. I've only made one meatspace friend from that, which did lead to more meatspace friends. But in anycase OKcupid has not been helpful in it's primary mission. I have decided to subvert its mission for the lulz.

And I still hate that the crazy girl I was talking too suddenly stopped talking to me. Ridiculous amount of compatibility. :argh!:

Don Coyote

#175
April 09, 2011, 06:11:01 PM
A cute little 20 year old Mormom just looked at my profile. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/beenathequeena

She also likes vampires.

I need help with this one.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#177
April 09, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
 :lulz:

I wax my legs in the summer, but I see no point in the winter when no one who gives a fuck is going to see them anyway. Has nothing to do with "hygiene", but (stupid) people have a tendency to get "hygiene" and "grooming" confused.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#178
April 09, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
:lulz:

I wax my legs in the summer, but I see no point in the winter when no one who gives a fuck is going to see them anyway. Has nothing to do with "hygiene", but (stupid) people have a tendency to get "hygiene" and "grooming" confused.

I like how she called me a psuedointellectual.  Unshorn legs do not bother me, as far as I experienced.

Bruno

#179
April 09, 2011, 07:59:03 PM
I suspect you've never dated an Italian girl.
Formerly something else...
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