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Started by saturnine, March 03, 2011, 08:33:14 AM

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on April 09, 2011, 07:59:03 PM
I suspect you've never dated an Italian girl.

Ex-fiance is of Italian descent.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
:lulz:

I wax my legs in the summer, but I see no point in the winter when no one who gives a fuck is going to see them anyway. Has nothing to do with "hygiene", but (stupid) people have a tendency to get "hygiene" and "grooming" confused.

I like how she called me a psuedointellectual.  Unshorn legs do not bother me, as far as I experienced.

NOT BOTHERED BY HAIRY LEGS? GIT BACK IN YER IVORY TOWER!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

I think I'm going to have to message her tomorrow. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 08:00:34 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
:lulz:

I wax my legs in the summer, but I see no point in the winter when no one who gives a fuck is going to see them anyway. Has nothing to do with "hygiene", but (stupid) people have a tendency to get "hygiene" and "grooming" confused.

I like how she called me a psuedointellectual.  Unshorn legs do not bother me, as far as I experienced.

NOT BOTHERED BY HAIRY LEGS? GIT BACK IN YER IVORY TOWER!

I love how the majority of women that are some reason matches with me all feel that way. I just don't care. As long as they don't have man-like facial, chest or back hair I really don't fucking care, and if they want some oral from me a bit of a bush trim is nice. Also not bothered by people smelling like a person, a clean person mind you.


Don Coyote

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 09, 2011, 08:04:39 PM
I think I'm going to have to message her tomorrow. :lulz:

I see only good things from this. Like rainbow puppies riding unicorns. :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 09, 2011, 08:04:39 PM
I think I'm going to have to message her tomorrow. :lulz:

Oh this oughtta be good...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 09, 2011, 08:04:39 PM
I think I'm going to have to message her tomorrow. :lulz:

Oh this oughtta be good...

Just wait, ECH ends up shagging her bizarre sense of hygiene out of her. Next month her profile turns into a patchouli soaked hippy fest.

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
:lulz:

I wax my legs in the summer, but I see no point in the winter when no one who gives a fuck is going to see them anyway. Has nothing to do with "hygiene", but (stupid) people have a tendency to get "hygiene" and "grooming" confused.

I like how she called me a psuedointellectual.  Unshorn legs do not bother me, as far as I experienced.

I grew up with hippies.  I have no problem with unshaved legs, on the other hand shaving periodically and then letting stubble grow, that I don't like, it's painful to sleep with (in either the having sex or actually cuddling up and sleeping sense)
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Laughin Jude

I don't have an issue with women who don't shave their legs and other bits; I just don't like getting hair in my teeth and rugburn on my cheeks when I'm down there.
Laughin Jude.com - Philosophy, snark, weird stories and bad art

The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

East Coast Hustle

Umm, if you're using your teeth, you're probably doin' it wrong.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 09, 2011, 09:11:49 PM
Umm, if you're using your teeth, you're probably doin' it wrong.

For some reason, since I got pierced, some guys love to grab it with their teeth and pull on it.

THAT IS NOT WHAT IT'S FOR. [/TMI]
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Laughin Jude

Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 10:26:50 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 09, 2011, 09:11:49 PM
Umm, if you're using your teeth, you're probably doin' it wrong.

For some reason, since I got pierced, some guys love to grab it with their teeth and pull on it.

THAT IS NOT WHAT IT'S FOR. [/TMI]
:horrormirth:
Laughin Jude.com - Philosophy, snark, weird stories and bad art

The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

Don Coyote


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 10, 2011, 12:40:23 AM
There is a forum?

hxxp://www.okcupid.com/forum


Nigel...what is it for?


It's decoration. Also, "Hi, in case you couldn't find it, it's RIGHT HERE."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2011, 01:00:09 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 10, 2011, 12:40:23 AM
There is a forum?

hxxp://www.okcupid.com/forum


Nigel...what is it for?


It's decoration. Also, "Hi, in case you couldn't find it, it's RIGHT HERE."

It's a locator beacon? :lulz:

But um....how the fuck do other men not find it? :?