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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 13, 2011, 02:41:18 AM
I'MA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY SPAG COYOTE, WHO TOLD ME I WAS DOIN IT ON PORPOISE!

FUCKS YAS!!!!!!!

:awesome:

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Jenne


Dysfunctional Cunt

 :sad:

I need to take some pics, I'm feeling all kinds of left out....

Jenne

Quote from: Khara on April 13, 2011, 03:22:11 PM
:sad:

I need to take some pics, I'm feeling all kinds of left out....

I get womp'd about twice a year.  But then, I don't have time to retaliate, so it's probably all for the better.  :lulz:

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on April 13, 2011, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 13, 2011, 03:22:11 PM
:sad:

I need to take some pics, I'm feeling all kinds of left out....

I get womp'd about twice a year.  But then, I don't have time to retaliate, so it's probably all for the better.  :lulz:

:lulz:  I have been WOMPED all of twice in my time here, after the last fun time with twatburger and the penis -swastika bs I think everyone figured I'd been punished enough.

Nephew Twiddleton

Hmmm.... I actually was thinking of one in my falling asleep state earlier this morning. I'll womp the two of you into it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Scribbly

I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Don Coyote

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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

God, I need in on this shit.Just need the right idea to get me going.


How do you do it, O WOMP master?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."