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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 20, 2011, 03:26:35 PM

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:17:48 PM


Some people seem to just fit this "there can only be one" mentality and whatever it is they're into, they bring rabid fundamentalism to the table.

Agree, I suspect this area of the brain lights up the same the same way with people who get batshitcrazy about clothing brands and such.

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Quote from: Aloe on May 24, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:17:48 PM


Some people seem to just fit this "there can only be one" mentality and whatever it is they're into, they bring rabid fundamentalism to the table.

Agree, I suspect this area of the brain lights up the same the same way with people who get batshitcrazy about clothing brands and such.

And sports teams, I'd wager.
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 24, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:17:48 PM


Some people seem to just fit this "there can only be one" mentality and whatever it is they're into, they bring rabid fundamentalism to the table.

Agree, I suspect this area of the brain lights up the same the same way with people who get batshitcrazy about clothing brands and such.


And sports teams, I'd wager.


Yes yes yes. And often these things synthesize so that "sports = god = religion". They become equivalent components in the God Hole.
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Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 24, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:17:48 PM


Some people seem to just fit this "there can only be one" mentality and whatever it is they're into, they bring rabid fundamentalism to the table.

Agree, I suspect this area of the brain lights up the same the same way with people who get batshitcrazy about clothing brands and such.

And sports teams, I'd wager.

And wagers, I bet. 

Succulent Plant

Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:57:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 24, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:17:48 PM


Some people seem to just fit this "there can only be one" mentality and whatever it is they're into, they bring rabid fundamentalism to the table.

Agree, I suspect this area of the brain lights up the same the same way with people who get batshitcrazy about clothing brands and such.


And sports teams, I'd wager.


Yes yes yes. And often these things synthesize so that "sports = god = religion". They become equivalent components in the God Hole.

Heh, "The God Hole", I like that.  (oh no is my brain lighting up...)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Not true! Many people really do give a huge fuck and it's our god given prerogative to rip the living piss out of them whenever possible  :evil:

They're religionspags, and I don't care enough to be bothered.
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Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Not true! Many people really do give a huge fuck and it's our god given prerogative to rip the living piss out of them whenever possible  :evil:

They're religionspags, and I don't care enough to be bothered.

I get that with the sports thing, myself...  Can't quite understand the dedication to watching a game, much less deciding that YOUR group of men in tight pants is better than HIS group of men in tight pants.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Not true! Many people really do give a huge fuck and it's our god given prerogative to rip the living piss out of them whenever possible  :evil:

They're religionspags, and I don't care enough to be bothered.

Just like science teachers cannot "not care enough to be bothered" about religionspags, computer geeks often just have to care about these stuff because we are the ones who are called all the time to use our magicks to fix their virus-infested Windows XP machines (the 2002 version, with no updates or service packs  :x).

Really the problem is not Windows, or any other OS, or even religion. The real problem is just stupid people using computers, or stupid people being religious.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on May 24, 2011, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Not true! Many people really do give a huge fuck and it's our god given prerogative to rip the living piss out of them whenever possible  :evil:

They're religionspags, and I don't care enough to be bothered.

Just like science teachers cannot "not care enough to be bothered" about religionspags, computer geeks often just have to care about these stuff because we are the ones who are called all the time to use our magicks to fix their virus-infested Windows XP machines (the 2002 version, with no updates or service packs  :x).

Really the problem is not Windows, or any other OS, or even religion. The real problem is just stupid people using computers, or stupid people being religious.

Yep.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Succulent Plant

Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on May 24, 2011, 07:50:24 PM

Just like science teachers cannot "not care enough to be bothered" about religionspags, computer geeks often just have to care about these stuff because we are the ones who are called all the time to use our magicks to fix their virus-infested Windows XP machines (the 2002 version, with no updates or service packs  :x).

Really the problem is not Windows, or any other OS, or even religion. The real problem is just stupid people using computers, or stupid people being religious.

I had to analyze a business, a FUCKING BUSINESS WHERE PEOPLE SPEND MONEY AND INFORMATION IS STORED, that had a Windows 97 database server.  This was just 5 months ago.  They wanted to know why software with cool shit just wouldn't work for them.  :horrormirth:

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on May 24, 2011, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Not true! Many people really do give a huge fuck and it's our god given prerogative to rip the living piss out of them whenever possible  :evil:

They're religionspags, and I don't care enough to be bothered.

Just like science teachers cannot "not care enough to be bothered" about religionspags, computer geeks often just have to care about these stuff because we are the ones who are called all the time to use our magicks to fix their virus-infested Windows XP machines (the 2002 version, with no updates or service packs  :x).

Really the problem is not Windows, or any other OS, or even religion. The real problem is just stupid people using computers, or stupid people being religious.

If you think that stupid people installing obvious trojan for the third time this week is some kind of problem then you just aint charging enough :lulz:

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Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Not true! Many people really do give a huge fuck and it's our god given prerogative to rip the living piss out of them whenever possible  :evil:

They're religionspags, and I don't care enough to be bothered.

I get that with the sports thing, myself...  Can't quite understand the dedication to watching a game, much less deciding that YOUR group of men in tight pants is better than HIS group of men in tight pants.

Pro sports (in America, at least) seem to serve as a form of surrogate tribal warfare. The teams represent cities/geographical areas and if your city's team beats the other city's team on the field, you get to spend a few minutes feeling like your tribe just fucked up shop all over that city's tribe.

ETA: what I'm trying to say is that following a team might be a bad metaphor for the concept of the God Hole. A better one would be following a particular athlete, like my generation did with Jordan or today's kids do with LeBron.
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