ATTN: BLEACHERS

[President Television]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

I guess that we're just going to have to agree that our former imperialist overlords are doing a good job of hiding it.

Fuck them Brits,
also, when you guize do republican revolution? Irishes and Americanses said fuck the monarchy. where is republic of Australia? Canada? Anybody?  

We've tried doing it in the past but for some reason it never gets through.
As far as we're aware, the queen is someone on our money, but actually has sweet fuck all to do with Australia.
It's a running gag here in Aus to make fun of the queen for having absolutely nothing to do with us.

You should do what we did in Murrica:

Dear [reigning monarch]:

You're fired, fuck you, if you don't like it, hahahaha, we know the territory.

Love,
[Insert future country]

Or you can take the Irish route:

Dear Your Uselessness:

Yer a cuntface. Ye've got no bollocks and this rebellyuns gunna stick this toim. we'll shoot ya an yer bobbies and run back into the hills. Just feck off now while ye can.

Feck you, lets get a pint at half six,
-Ireland

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.

Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait. I just noticed that you "deserved it".... who are you? I don't recognize your handle.

[President Television]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.

Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.

Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner.

EDIT: I was Captain Slack for a while, then I was Doktor Plague, then I was Unqualified. I was always kind of a lurker, partly out of sheer shyness and partly due to everyone always saying what I was going to say before I'd read the thread.

[Lies]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.

There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.

But I find it extremely interesting you guys think Australia is inherently racist. Sure, we do have our racists, but you'd be very hard pressed to find one without digging around under a few rocks before you do.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.

Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.

Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner.

Yesterday:


But I'm pretty well know to be a leftist here. Also there are pics of me here wearing the hammer and sickle. But, I'm glad you understand. Bald white guy speaking German in a thread about racism.... yeah.... or rather, ja.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME

What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)

Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.

The other half is filipino.

And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.

Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.

There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.

But I find it extremely interesting you guys think Australia is inherently racist. Sure, we do have our racists, but you'd be very hard pressed to find one without digging around under a few rocks before you do.

Part of it might be the slavery thing. Us whitens know we dun wrong if only fer th' treason.

We may have had very bad race relations since... well... 1776, but race is inherently part of our history. American history is whites vs everyone else until, I prefer to think the 1960s. But all of us have that in the back of our minds. We had a civil war over slavery based on racism.

[President Television]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.

Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.

Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner.

Yesterday:


But I'm pretty well know to be a leftist here. Also there are pics of me here wearing the hammer and sickle. But, I'm glad you understand. Bald white guy speaking German in a thread about racism.... yeah.... or rather, ja.

For me it's kind of a running joke with me and my friends, because I actually am mostly German (my great grandmother immigrated to Canada right before the Nazis rose to power) and they all know that I'm not actually a racist of any kind.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.

Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.

Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.

Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner.

Yesterday:


But I'm pretty well know to be a leftist here. Also there are pics of me here wearing the hammer and sickle. But, I'm glad you understand. Bald white guy speaking German in a thread about racism.... yeah.... or rather, ja.

For me it's kind of a running joke with me and my friends, because I actually am mostly German (my great grandmother immigrated to Canada right before the Nazis rose to power) and they all know that I'm not actually a racist of any kind.

It's hard to tell sometimes.

[Freeky]

There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.

You don't get much news about Canada, do you?  It's going crazy, Murrca style.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.

You don't get much news about Canada, do you?  It's going crazy, Murrca style.

Freeky, I'm going to be a jerk for a minute.

Think about this. What's more important? USA/UK (real Empire) or Canada and Australia? Australia is Britain's Canada. Canada it America's Australia.

Twid,

[Freeky]

lolwat? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

lolwat? 

Better explanation:

Whiskey. 3:30 am local time. Thought it made sense, but I'm just going to go with didn't at all in any way shape or form. Do me a favor and give me a heavy, preferably fast music video to distract me.