New People Should Probably Read This.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, can we get an unlimited thread for this guy?

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

We disposed of her body with hdroflouric acid sorry no corpse. We could rape her ghost though shes not technically my mother any more so its not quite as bad as it sounds.

The question remains.

How can she do kendo?

I said she has a collection.

Never did I say she knew how to use them.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

We disposed of her body with hdroflouric acid sorry no corpse. We could rape her ghost though shes not technically my mother any more so its not quite as bad as it sounds.

The question remains.

How can she do kendo?

I said she has a collection.

Never did I say she knew how to use them.

If she's dead, she doesn't have anything.

She had a collection. Past tense.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

[Phox]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

[Pæs]

I'm beginning to suspect that it may be beyond you to fully comprehend just how insignificant you are, here.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.

You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.

You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?

You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.

But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

No, it's misnecric. Get it right.

Once you're dead, your'e dead.

Also, I'm a red giant, not a pig.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

Yeah, I think this gives away who chicken sandwich is.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

And this one over here with the lame little emoticons and animated gifs.

put up or shut up.

[Pæs]

put up or shut up.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

I'm beginning to suspect that it may be beyond you to fully comprehend just how insignificant you are, here.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.

You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.

You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?

You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.

But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.

Yeh thats not really funny at all.

Sounds dumb.

good luck with that.

[Phox]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

And this one over here with the lame little emoticons and animated gifs.

put up or shut up.

Nope.  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

And this one over here with the lame little emoticons and animated gifs.

put up or shut up.

Or he'll pistol whip you, you bitchwhore!