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Started by Doktor Howl, August 22, 2011, 02:43:37 PM

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Triple Zero

#60
September 01, 2011, 03:34:49 PM
:mittens: !!!
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Jenne

#61
September 01, 2011, 03:50:59 PM
By the way, Rog, this would make an AWESOME graphic novel.  Though you might be burned out on that.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#62
September 01, 2011, 03:59:55 PM
I have to stop reading this at work, people are looking at me really funny.  I'm thinking it is the giggling and snorting because I'm trying no to just go

BAW HAW HA HA HA

This is awesome and I have to agree that the Adventures of Pancho and Lefty would make a great book, tv series or movie!!!

:mittens:

Doktor Howl

#63
September 01, 2011, 04:09:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 01, 2011, 03:50:59 PM
By the way, Rog, this would make an AWESOME graphic novel.  Though you might be burned out on that.

It's not so much that I'm burned out, as I can't find any artists that will actually do the job.  I've pretty much given up on the whole graphic novel thing as a result, with the exception of Pent, who is working on a very long lead time for Tales From Fat Ernie's.

Every other artist has failed to deliver, and I'm sick of being let down, to be honest.
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Luna

#64
September 01, 2011, 04:16:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 04:09:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 01, 2011, 03:50:59 PM
By the way, Rog, this would make an AWESOME graphic novel.  Though you might be burned out on that.

It's not so much that I'm burned out, as I can't find any artists that will actually do the job.  I've pretty much given up on the whole graphic novel thing as a result, with the exception of Pent, who is working on a very long lead time for Tales From Fat Ernie's.

Every other artist has failed to deliver, and I'm sick of being let down, to be honest.

That spectacularly sucks.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#65
September 01, 2011, 07:09:33 PM
This HAS to be done. It's too good.
And if they don't step up to the plate (Pent exempted) THEY SUCK.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
September 01, 2011, 07:40:24 PM Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 07:42:13 PM by Nigel
I'm LOVING this!

And you know what? Fuck artists. This is AWESOME and while I actually prose format to graphic artist format, it's good enough that if you're really set on graphic novel format I think you should try submitting it to a few publishing houses. They have their own in-house artists so you wouldn't have as much control over the art, but it would be worth it IMO.

(But I prefer straight-up prose, like I said, so in my mind it's fucking PERFECT as it is.)
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LMNO

#67
September 01, 2011, 07:43:50 PM
Be a revolutionary.  Use stick figures, do it yourself.


Hey, worked for Harvey Pekar until he found Crumb.

Triple Zero

#68
September 01, 2011, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 07:43:50 PM
Be a revolutionary.  Use stick figures WOMP, do it yourself.

Fixed, for how we roll :)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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LMNO

#69
September 01, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 01, 2011, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 07:43:50 PM
Be a revolutionary.  Use stick figures WOMP, do it yourself.

Fixed, for how we roll :)

This is a MUCH better idea.

Jenne

#70
September 01, 2011, 07:54:37 PM
OFUK YEAH

Payne

#71
September 03, 2011, 08:45:28 AM
Shit yeah Rog!

I am fairly certain I've met The Grey Captain IRL (I am fairly certain I used to work for him).

Da6s

#72
September 03, 2011, 09:11:37 AM
and now i'm stuck waiting for the ending.  :argh!:


Amazing read, as always, Dok.
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#73
September 04, 2011, 03:45:50 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 07:43:50 PM
Be a revolutionary.  Use stick figures, do it yourself.


Hey, worked for Harvey Pekar until he found Crumb.

I think Crumb would actually appreciate this, if you could get his attention.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#74
January 02, 2013, 02:54:58 AM
Bump, because I feel like finishing this.
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