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Happy Birthday Payne!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 19, 2011, 12:48:05 PM

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Phox

#30
October 19, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
Happy Birthday, Payne! In your honor, I will donate any roadkill I see today to a local charity of a random drifter's choosing (next step: finding a drifter), and when Kai arrives we will perform all manner of depraved fertility rituals to celebrate  your holiness.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
October 19, 2011, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2011, 05:24:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 04:50:17 PM
Happy birthday Payne! Today I will not drink any alcohol or smoke any cigarettes, in honor of Your Messianic Holiness.

.... ACCEPTABLE?

IT'S A SACRIFICE.

Also if I keep drinking and smoking the way I have the last four days, I will probably die.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#32
October 19, 2011, 05:39:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2011, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 19, 2011, 03:20:20 PM
Happy of Happiest, Oh Reverend my Reverend.

I sacrificed more of my sanity.  It's not like I had much to begin with.

GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCES, ACCEPTABLE.

DO BETTER NEXT YEAR.

Aye Aye Revrnd Cap'n Sir.

Eater of Clowns

#33
October 19, 2011, 08:37:28 PM
Today I will take a giant shit and not pretend it's on your face.

FUCK YOU BIRTHDAY MESSIAH
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BadBeast

#34
October 19, 2011, 08:53:38 PM
Happy Birthday Payne. You may well be living in England, but we must never lose sight of the fact you're still a Woady Nac MacFeegle. So in light of this most gracious state, this Caledonian heritage that still curdles the blood of the Saxon with it's Kilted cries of "Stitch that Jimmy!", here's one of the greatest Scotsmen in living memory to turn up and bug the shit out of the neighbours with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-nosdSTqEE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTIox95OxTc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id5rdQA0jlo&feature=related





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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Reginald Ret

#35
October 19, 2011, 09:09:26 PM
I was planning to not drink anything between now and bed but in your honour i will snort vodka.
This gonna hurt.
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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#36
October 19, 2011, 09:11:16 PM
FUCK THAT HURT!!!
Clears up the sinuses though...
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Don Coyote

#37
October 19, 2011, 11:18:17 PM
I AM DRINKING A SHOT OF FERMENTED MT DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna

#38
October 19, 2011, 11:19:36 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 19, 2011, 11:18:17 PM
I AM DRINKING A SHOT OF FERMENTED MT DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...  HOW TO FERMENT MT DEW??
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#39
October 19, 2011, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 19, 2011, 11:19:36 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 19, 2011, 11:18:17 PM
I AM DRINKING A SHOT OF FERMENTED MT DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...  HOW TO FERMENT MT DEW??

1. BOIL IT!!!!

2. ADD YEAST!!!!!

3. ???

4. PROFIT??

Payne

#40
October 19, 2011, 11:38:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 19, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
Happy Birthday, Payne! In your honor, I will donate any roadkill I see today to a local charity of a random drifter's choosing (next step: finding a drifter), and when Kai arrives we will perform all manner of depraved fertility rituals to celebrate  your holiness.

REQUIRES MORE DOUBLE ENDED RACCOON SHAPED DILDOS

Phox

#41
October 19, 2011, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2011, 11:38:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 19, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
Happy Birthday, Payne! In your honor, I will donate any roadkill I see today to a local charity of a random drifter's choosing (next step: finding a drifter), and when Kai arrives we will perform all manner of depraved fertility rituals to celebrate  your holiness.

REQUIRES MORE DOUBLE ENDED RACCOON SHAPED DILDOS

Can do.  :lol:

Payne

#42
October 19, 2011, 11:39:56 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 19, 2011, 08:37:28 PM
Today I will take a giant shit and not pretend it's on your face.

FUCK YOU BIRTHDAY MESSIAH

ACCEPTABLE.

P.S. I HAVE A CERTAIN "WATER SLIDE" YOU SHOULD TRY IN MY AFTERLIFE. I SWEAR IT ISN'T THE OUTFLOW FROM THE SEWER.

Payne

#43
October 19, 2011, 11:41:00 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 19, 2011, 08:53:38 PM
Happy Birthday Payne. You may well be living in England, but we must never lose sight of the fact you're still a Woady Nac MacFeegle. So in light of this most gracious state, this Caledonian heritage that still curdles the blood of the Saxon with it's Kilted cries of "Stitch that Jimmy!", here's one of the greatest Scotsmen in living memory to turn up and bug the shit out of the neighbours with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-nosdSTqEE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTIox95OxTc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id5rdQA0jlo&feature=related

YOUR MUSICS WOKE UP MY FLATMATES ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT.

ACCEPTABLE.

Payne

#44
October 19, 2011, 11:41:39 PM
Quote from: Regret on October 19, 2011, 09:11:16 PM
FUCK THAT HURT!!!
Clears up the sinuses though...

UNNACCEPTABLE.

I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHY.

ASSHOLE.
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