ITT, I Accept your worship.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No, you shall receive my "blessings".

How do I get at the meat and cheese?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How do I get at the meat and cheese?

By getting between me and my food.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Can I offer Payne for some meat and cheese?

[geekdad]

I refuse to participate in this thread other then to say that I refuse to participate in this thread.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I refuse to participate in this thread other then to say that I refuse to participate in this thread.

That, too, is a form of worship.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

By getting between me and my food.

I... That sounds dangerous.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Can I offer Payne for some meat and cheese?

Depends.  What kind of cheese is he?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I... That sounds dangerous.

Probably not.  I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.

Well, part of me will be.  It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts.  They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with. 

Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.

And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I... That sounds dangerous.

Probably not.  I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.

Well, part of me will be.  It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts.  They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with. 

Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.

And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).

What the fuck?   

I need to up my lorazepam dose.

[Luna]

I... That sounds dangerous.

Probably not.  I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.

Well, part of me will be.  It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts.  They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with. 

Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.

And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).

What the fuck?   

I need to up my lorazepam dose.

[Phox]

(Forgot about this thread ).

TO EVERYONE WHO IS CURIOUS: Kai won, and was indeed cuddled. HOWEVER, a building DID fall on my face, and Roger sent me a letter.  So, perhaps, in retrospect. I made the wrong choice. However, I support poly-anyism, so I will now rectify this error and add Roger to my pantheon of ass kickery.

Although, I have nothing to offer. Wait, i could beat up Coyote! Yeah, in honor of Roger, I will beat Coyote with a pool cue!

Phox,
Off to find a pool cue.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I... That sounds dangerous.

Probably not.  I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.

Well, part of me will be.  It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts.  They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with. 

Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.

And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).

What the fuck?   

I need to up my lorazepam dose.

That was fairly epic. I love how it drew the thread to a close, presumably because everyone's response was 

[Don Coyote]

(Forgot about this thread ).

TO EVERYONE WHO IS CURIOUS: Kai won, and was indeed cuddled. HOWEVER, a building DID fall on my face, and Roger sent me a letter.  So, perhaps, in retrospect. I made the wrong choice. However, I support poly-anyism, so I will now rectify this error and add Roger to my pantheon of ass kickery.

Although, I have nothing to offer. Wait, i could beat up Coyote! Yeah, in honor of Roger, I will beat Coyote with a pool cue!

Phox,
Off to find a pool cue.