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Started by fanglekai, December 01, 2011, 09:46:58 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#105
December 02, 2011, 06:35:39 AM
 :cry:

But... but... but.... I just...  I don't even.

I think I squeezed my eyes so tight shut my contact went to my brain......

Why Freeky? 

Whyyyyy?

:cry:

Faust

#106
December 02, 2011, 09:26:14 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 02, 2011, 02:23:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM


you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.

well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Every threads a stage and all the posters play many roles in their time. Threads develop a life of their own, it encourages the creative process but if it is any help the only knife I own is a leatherman multitool for work and I love it more then even my soldering iron.

I was intrigued by the similarity between a leatherman and a butterfly knife.
A leatherman can't be opened in less then two seconds making it legal to use, butterfly knives were only made for one thing and that is fucking someone up, I'm glad they are illegal.
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Luna

#107
December 02, 2011, 11:50:02 AM
Heh, I used to stock the adult section at the comic book store I worked at, we had a market for the heavy body modification books, I used to see this stuff all the time.  Yeah, stills, not video, but the cringe factor does eventually fade, some.  (It was also my job as "least squeamish female" to go through the adult section and chase out the pervs who'd been in there for more than a few minutes to keep them from jerking off on the merchandise.  Yay, things to leave OFF the resume...)
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#108
December 02, 2011, 02:38:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 02, 2011, 11:50:02 AM
Heh, I used to stock the adult section at the comic book store I worked at, we had a market for the heavy body modification books, I used to see this stuff all the time.  Yeah, stills, not video, but the cringe factor does eventually fade, some.  (It was also my job as "least squeamish female" to go through the adult section and chase out the pervs who'd been in there for more than a few minutes to keep them from jerking off on the merchandise.  Yay, things to leave OFF the resume...)

You don't leave things OFF a resume, you just call them something utterly misleading. Like "executive director of protecting product from biohazard comtamination".
:lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#109
December 02, 2011, 02:39:45 PM
Why did I read this thread?

Why did I read the totse2 thread?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#110
December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#111
December 02, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is Americatm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#112
December 02, 2011, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is Americatm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

But.... but.....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cainad (dec.)

#113
December 02, 2011, 04:15:37 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is Americatm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

But.... but.....

THE PENIS IS EVIL

Luna

#114
December 02, 2011, 04:24:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is Americatm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

Winkies are fine, they know what they like, and they're honest about it.  It's what's attached to them that usually starts all the problems. They take the blame for the bad decisions made by the rest of the system.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

lowdy

#115
December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this

AFK

#116
December 03, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
I HAZ BAD-ASS SPORKZ. 
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The Good Reverend Roger

#117
December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this

Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#118
December 04, 2011, 06:30:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this

Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?

LOL HE MAD???
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Freeky

#119
December 04, 2011, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Khara on December 02, 2011, 06:35:39 AM
:cry:

But... but... but.... I just...  I don't even.

I think I squeezed my eyes so tight shut my contact went to my brain......

Why Freeky? 

Whyyyyy?

:cry:

:roflcake:  SCIECNE!
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