Badass Knife Thread

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

But... but... but.... I just...  I don't even.

I think I squeezed my eyes so tight shut my contact went to my brain......

Why Freeky? 

Whyyyyy?

[Faust]

you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.

We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.

well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.

Every threads a stage and all the posters play many roles in their time. Threads develop a life of their own, it encourages the creative process but if it is any help the only knife I own is a leatherman multitool for work and I love it more then even my soldering iron.

I was intrigued by the similarity between a leatherman and a butterfly knife.

A leatherman can't be opened in less then two seconds making it legal to use, butterfly knives were only made for one thing and that is fucking someone up, I'm glad they are illegal.

[Luna]

Heh, I used to stock the adult section at the comic book store I worked at, we had a market for the heavy body modification books, I used to see this stuff all the time.  Yeah, stills, not video, but the cringe factor does eventually fade, some.  (It was also my job as "least squeamish female" to go through the adult section and chase out the pervs who'd been in there for more than a few minutes to keep them from jerking off on the merchandise.  Yay, things to leave OFF the resume...)

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Heh, I used to stock the adult section at the comic book store I worked at, we had a market for the heavy body modification books, I used to see this stuff all the time.  Yeah, stills, not video, but the cringe factor does eventually fade, some.  (It was also my job as "least squeamish female" to go through the adult section and chase out the pervs who'd been in there for more than a few minutes to keep them from jerking off on the merchandise.  Yay, things to leave OFF the resume...)

You don't leave things OFF a resume, you just call them something utterly misleading. Like "executive director of protecting product from biohazard comtamination".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Why did I read this thread?

Why did I read the totse2 thread?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is America^tm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is America^tm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

But.... but.....

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is America^tm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

But.... but.....

THE PENIS IS EVIL

[Luna]

Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?

Because this is America^tm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.

Winkies are fine, they know what they like, and they're honest about it.  It's what's attached to them that usually starts all the problems. They take the blame for the bad decisions made by the rest of the system.

[lowdy]

I agree that totse2 instigated all of this

[AFK]

I HAZ BAD-ASS SPORKZ. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I agree that totse2 instigated all of this

Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I agree that totse2 instigated all of this

Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?

LOL HE MAD???

[Freeky]

But... but... but.... I just...  I don't even.

I think I squeezed my eyes so tight shut my contact went to my brain......

Why Freeky? 

Whyyyyy?

  SCIECNE!