Open Bar 3.17 - now more glitchy than ever!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Beer is also good for kidney problems NOT caused by blunt force trauma.  Mom has actually under doctor's orders to drink a half bottle of beer a day for hers.

I had no idea! Beer, it's good for what ails ya!

Trust me, it was indeliberate.

But at least this thread is no longer about vaginal effluvia. Puns are marginally better than bloody discharge.

[AFK]

Stop this punnery or I'll track down your IPA-addresses.

NO NEED TO GO INTO A FROTH!!!!

[Suu]

Stop this punnery or I'll track down your IPA-addresses.

Rye you gotta be like that?

[AFK]

Beer is also good for kidney problems NOT caused by blunt force trauma.  Mom has actually under doctor's orders to drink a half bottle of beer a day for hers.

I had no idea! Beer, it's good for what ails ya!

Trust me, it was indeliberate.

But at least this thread is no longer about vaginal effluvia. Puns are marginally better than bloody discharge.

Thanks for your approval!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is the board running hopelessly slow for anyone else this morning?

[Suu]

Is the board running hopelessly slow for anyone else this morning?

Yes, actually. I keep getting stuck on pages while posting.


In other news, I've had this ridiculous craving for mozzarella cheese lately. I suppose this isn't a bad craving to have, but it's still weird. 

[Cain]

By curious coincidence, I have a bag of mozzarella cheese sitting by my laptop right now.  Because it makes for a great topping.

[Suu]

By curious coincidence, I have a bag of mozzarella cheese sitting by my laptop right now.  Because it makes for a great topping.

PD.Com: Great topped with mozzarella!

[AFK]

Fucking timing.

The Feds still haven't approved me for the new federal grant, which is good, since I still have the interview for the other job. 

I was really hoping it would drag out over the holidays so I could get an official offer, or not, from the State so I could officially turn this job down before it is official, official.

But the boss comes in and says he's trying to get the Feds to fast-track.  And to do this he told them a "white lie" saying I was offered another job.

What he doesn't know is that this may indeed become true in a few days. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think I've heard enough about peoples' medical problems.

[LMNO]

DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm off to pick up my Shriner and Masonic cufflinks from the post office.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?

Yes, in fact it does, in fact it looks like gangrene has set in.  It's not like you weren't warned.  Hanging in dives, dropping the beat, drinking domestic beer.  What did you expect?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

DOMESTIC BEER!!!!


::faints::

[East Coast Hustle]

Pshaw. Domestic beer is fucking delicious.

If you disagree, you might be in a sub-par country.