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Luna

#285
December 19, 2011, 02:02:39 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 01:57:59 PM
No blood in my pee this morning.

HOORAY BEER!

Good to hear, mostly about lack of blood, and also about mysterious healing property of beer, which demands more research.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#286
December 19, 2011, 02:06:02 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 02:02:39 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 01:57:59 PM
No blood in my pee this morning.

HOORAY BEER!

Good to hear, mostly about lack of blood, and also about mysterious healing property of beer, which demands more research.

It's been clinically proven to help cure UTIs and yeast infections in women.

Beer is holy water.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#287
December 19, 2011, 02:27:59 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 19, 2011, 01:57:59 PM
No blood in my pee this morning.

HOORAY BEER!

:jebus:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#288
December 19, 2011, 03:00:58 PM
Beer is also good for kidney problems NOT caused by blunt force trauma.  Mom has actually under doctor's orders to drink a half bottle of beer a day for hers.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#289
December 19, 2011, 03:22:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 03:00:58 PM
Beer is also good for kidney problems NOT caused by blunt force trauma.  Mom has actually under doctor's orders to drink a half bottle of beer a day for hers.

I had no idea! Beer, it's good for what ails ya!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#290
December 19, 2011, 03:26:03 PM
I just had to throw out a pair of panties. Thought I'd share.  :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#291
December 19, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 19, 2011, 03:22:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2011, 03:00:58 PM
Beer is also good for kidney problems NOT caused by blunt force trauma.  Mom has actually under doctor's orders to drink a half bottle of beer a day for hers.

I had no idea! Beer, it's good for what ails ya!

:wink:

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#292
December 19, 2011, 03:41:38 PM
:crankey:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#293
December 19, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Sssshhh!  She doesn't like the puns.  You'll likely bring the board to lager-heads!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#294
December 19, 2011, 03:43:43 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 19, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Sssshhh!  She doesn't like the puns.  You'll likely bring the board to lager-heads!

And now we stout up with the beer puns.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#295
December 19, 2011, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 19, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Sssshhh!  She doesn't like the puns.  You'll likely bring the board to lager-heads!

I had a feeling she'd be hopping mad about it.  Though it's barley my fault.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Luna

#296
December 19, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
God damn it.  I see trouble brewing.  It'll come to a head, soon...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#297
December 19, 2011, 03:53:26 PM
This isn't the saison for this kind of talk.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#298
December 19, 2011, 03:54:14 PM
Get to the pint, bud.

EK WAFFLR

#299
December 19, 2011, 04:00:51 PM
Stop this punnery or I'll track down your IPA-addresses.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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