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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 03, 2012, 05:47:42 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 03, 2012, 05:47:42 AM
I just now went to the Sketchy-Mart to buy a pack of cigarettes, despite my intent to swear off them. As I exit and approach my car, a tiny, curvy, hijab-sporting woman runs up to me.

"Hey!" she calls in a vaguely Northern African accent, "One dallah for a cigarettes?"

Mildly confused, I say "You want a cigarette?"

"No," she says, "I want a dallah for buy cigarettes."

I say, "Oh, sure, I'll give you a dollar."

Then she peers at my throat and says "Nice necklace! I have same one!" and pulls aside her hijab to show me her five-fingered hand of Eris.

I say "Thank you!" and she says "Thank you! Happy New Year!"

I hand her a dollar, and she runs into the store. I proceed to my car and drive home.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#1
January 03, 2012, 05:58:16 AM
 :eek:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
January 03, 2012, 06:07:59 AM
how... odd

:lol:

navkat

#3
January 03, 2012, 07:24:05 AM
She's doing it right.

Telarus

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January 03, 2012, 07:24:36 AM
NICE.

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#5
January 03, 2012, 07:25:13 AM
Aaaaand she got a dollar out of you.  :fnord:

Suu

#6
January 03, 2012, 02:48:32 PM
...Wow.

I think we have a year of weirdTM on the way, folks.
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January 04, 2012, 02:19:57 AM
O.o If I were the sort of person who looked for omens and portents in things like this; I'd be stocking up on Pepsi, popcorn, and Hazmat suits right now.
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#8
January 04, 2012, 03:33:33 AM
A Dollar for cigarettes? They're £7.50 a pack here!
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January 04, 2012, 04:14:33 AM
We are everywhere, and we were the last to know.  Figures.
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January 04, 2012, 04:42:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2012, 02:48:32 PM
...Wow.

I think we have a year of weirdTM on the way, folks.

If Timewave zero is correct then 2012 is going to be the weirdest year in the history of man.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 17, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 03, 2012, 07:24:36 AM
NICE.

Permission to repost as a quote from Empress Nigel.

I missed this, and yes, of course. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#12
March 17, 2012, 07:04:35 PM
That is an excellent story.  :lulz:

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