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Started by Danjanon, February 17, 2012, 05:54:09 AM

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The Rev

Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:49:34 AM
Quote from: Billy, not Twid on February 22, 2012, 12:45:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure.

Bullshit Nigel. You damn well know we stand for womens rights.

"We"? I didn't know you and BB were a unit.

I said that the joke was stupid in a "LOLMISOGYNY" way. And it is. Why the FUCK is anyone defending it? And why the FUCK would anyone who "stands for women's rights" think that kind of TOTSE2 stupidity is funny?

Get your fucking knuckles off the ground and be men, FFS.

Get off your high horse and pick up your sense of humor, FFS.

BadBeast

Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure. I don't even find it offensive, just mildly retarded in that "Oh, that was embarrassing" way.
Well, it wasn't a nigger joke. And it wasn't posted to offend you. It wasn't even a woman joke particularly. It was a relationship joke if anything. Sorry if you found it "mildly embarrassing". 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure. I don't even find it offensive, just mildly retarded in that "Oh, that was embarrassing" way.

Now now, I think we need to establish your credentials to have an opinion on matters of sex, gender and/or race. As we can plainly see as demonstrated by our betters in the congress, women are incapable of having a legitimate opinion on their own sexual health. This is as it should be of course. We can infer this also applies to matters of race. Now we all know that Nigel is legally black, the big question is she legally a woman. I move that we convene a hearing to determine the status of "her" gender and sex so we can place "her" opinions in the proper light.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Like I said; it's not offensive, it's just retarded. We all laugh at retarded shit from time to time. What makes us bipeds is the ability to go "oh yeah, shit, I guess that is pretty fucking stupid and I can do better".

Or, you know, cling screeching to the idea that saying women have a desperate need to be right whether they're actually right or not is a funny and non-sexist joke. Either way, right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 22, 2012, 12:52:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure. I don't even find it offensive, just mildly retarded in that "Oh, that was embarrassing" way.

Now now, I think we need to establish your credentials to have an opinion on matters of sex, gender and/or race. As we can plainly see as demonstrated by our betters in the congress, women are incapable of having a legitimate opinion on their own sexual health. This is as it should be of course. We can infer this also applies to matters of race. Now we all know that Nigel is legally black, the big question is she legally a woman. I move that we convene a hearing to determine the status of "her" gender and sex so we can place "her" opinions in the proper light.

:lulz:

Best possible side-effect of telling Roger that he wasn't missing anything.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:53:31 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 22, 2012, 12:52:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure. I don't even find it offensive, just mildly retarded in that "Oh, that was embarrassing" way.

Now now, I think we need to establish your credentials to have an opinion on matters of sex, gender and/or race. As we can plainly see as demonstrated by our betters in the congress, women are incapable of having a legitimate opinion on their own sexual health. This is as it should be of course. We can infer this also applies to matters of race. Now we all know that Nigel is legally black, the big question is she legally a woman. I move that we convene a hearing to determine the status of "her" gender and sex so we can place "her" opinions in the proper light.

:lulz:

Best possible side-effect of telling Roger that he wasn't missing anything.

:thanks:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:52:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure. I don't even find it offensive, just mildly retarded in that "Oh, that was embarrassing" way.
Well, it wasn't a nigger joke. And it wasn't posted to offend you. It wasn't even a woman joke particularly. It was a relationship joke if anything. Sorry if you found it "mildly embarrassing".

Head, meet sand.

Yes, it's a totally non sexist joke that isn't even about women. At all.  :lulz:

Dig in.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Billy, not Twid on February 22, 2012, 12:51:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:49:34 AM
Quote from: Billy, not Twid on February 22, 2012, 12:45:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure.

Bullshit Nigel. You damn well know we stand for womens rights.

"We"? I didn't know you and BB were a unit.

I said that the joke was stupid in a "LOLMISOGYNY" way. And it is. Why the FUCK is anyone defending it? And why the FUCK would anyone who "stands for women's rights" think that kind of TOTSE2 stupidity is funny?

Get your fucking knuckles off the ground and be men, FFS.

Get off your high horse and pick up your sense of humor, FFS.

Oh, really? I'm sorry, I forgot that Archie Bunker humor was "in" this year. Hold on, let me just stick my head into the conform-O-matic. BRB.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

#143
Well, I don't mind losing arguments that much anyway, so whatever the point is, I'll concede it to you Nigel. You win. 
eta:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Rev

So a blonde is in the garage blowing on the tailpipe of her car. Another blonde walks by and asks what she is doing. Blonde 1 replied that her car had some hail damage and the body shop was too busy to get her car in. The did tell her if she blew on the tailpipe that she could blow the dents out. The 2nd blond replied, "Duh, you have to roll the windows up first."

Don Coyote

Oh I get it. This is now 'Telling sexist jokes for irony time"
Yes?

The Rev

Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:59:49 AM
Well, I don't mind losing arguments that much anyway, so whatever the point is, I'll concede it to you Nigel. You win. 
eta:

:spittake:

NOW THAT SHIT IS FUNNY!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I can't tell from way up here on this horse, it's much too far away.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Rev


BadBeast

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4