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What Makes You Not a Discordian?

Started by Cramulus, January 04, 2012, 09:28:43 PM

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Doktor Howl

#135
March 05, 2012, 06:11:03 PM
You People have the right to ignore the migratory patterns of Canadian geese.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#136
March 05, 2012, 06:14:51 PM
You People have a right not to pay attention to the news.

Doktor Howl

#137
March 05, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
You People have the right to spin like dervish in the front yard and scare the living piss out of the neighbors.

Molon Lube

LMNO

#138
March 05, 2012, 06:27:17 PM
You People have the right to sell your soul for a paycheck.

Doktor Howl

#139
March 05, 2012, 06:29:25 PM
You People have the right to wear a tinfoil derby.  You People also have the right to be Pulp Heroes.  Additionally, and for a limited time, You People have the right to live in the future.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#140
March 05, 2012, 06:35:06 PM
Do I have the right to feel dumb for not getting it?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#141
March 05, 2012, 09:24:17 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 06:35:06 PM
Do I have the right to feel dumb for not getting it?

There's nothing to get.  I was only riffing.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#142
March 05, 2012, 09:29:51 PM
Ah. I have a bit of the mindfog today it seems.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#143
March 05, 2012, 09:30:35 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 09:29:51 PM
Ah. I have a bit of the mindfog today it seems.

S'okay.  I was gonna tell you, but then the board crashed all fucking day.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#144
March 05, 2012, 09:31:19 PM
I have the right to randomly have the right neurons not fire. My internet also has the same rights when it swallows pd!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

#145
March 05, 2012, 10:02:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 09:30:35 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 09:29:51 PM
Ah. I have a bit of the mindfog today it seems.

S'okay.  I was gonna tell you, but then the board crashed all fucking day.

I thought that was just my webbernets. Sometimes I use too much of my Sprint "Unlimited Data" plan and they throttle me back down to 1x speed for the rest of the month. I blame Al Gore and the #OWS movement.

If we had only Conservatives in office, it would be a truly FREE MARKET and the Lib'ruls wouldn't be able to pass laws that force corporations to have to tell lies and recoup expenses to keep themselves out of the poorhouse.

Oysters Rockefeller

#146
March 05, 2012, 10:10:19 PM
Corporations are the 99%.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Don Coyote

#147
March 05, 2012, 10:49:55 PM
What Makes You Not a Discordian?

I don't eat hotdogs on Friday.

Sita

#148
March 06, 2012, 02:45:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 05, 2012, 04:24:14 PM
Gotta stay shiny.  Gotta stay ahead.  Gotta stay cheerful.  Gotta stay awake.  Look sharp, look happy, shine yourself up.  Be positive, be optimistic.  Be happy.  Be happy.  Grab each day like the joyous moment it is.  Jump out of bed fresh and ready.  Shine.  Smile.  Shine.  Take what the world shoves your way.  Wipe the effluence of your face, shining.  Be the beacon you're meant to be.  Stay on the bright side, the right side.  Keep smiling.  Pin your grin to the insides of your cheeks.  Stay true, stay shiny.  Keep going.  Keep going.

Shine.

This depresses the hell out of me.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

LMNO

#149
March 06, 2012, 04:41:26 AM
Then you must not be a Really Real Discordian for Realness.
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