Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!

[Elder Iptuous]

Heed this man's words, son.
He's Belgian.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

[Doktor Howl]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>

Sure thing I make non-sequiteria all the time and I totally get away with it!

For instance: bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop spade

It's just that we completely arbitrarily yet unanimously decided that YOU can't.

And that's final. Just the way it is.

When I came here, they decided I was forbidden from writing epic poetry on the subject of fictional battles in Almere in the 15th century. I was devastated, because it was all I knew.

So really stop complaining because poor poor you can't talk about something that doesn't even make sense. You can't possibly imagine the great loss, the gaping bleeding wound they tore from my heart by denying me my poetic callings. Sure, it wasn't very good epic poetry, but if a retarded kid comes at you with a soggy drooled over piece of paper with some crayon scribblings on it are YOU going to lie to him and say it's pretty?




Also, the only well-rounded individual we got here, is Hirley0. And he would never dare to utter a non-sequitur. Like a swarm of nanobots.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

[Doktor Howl]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one. 

That's not the scary part... the scary part is what he'll do to it after he rips it.

[Doktor Howl]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one. 

That's not the scary part... the scary part is what he'll do to it after he rips it.

No, that's not fear, that's horror.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   

I can't believe I actually typed that out. I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one. 

That's not the scary part... the scary part is what he'll do to it after he rips it.

No, that's not fear, that's horror.