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The Good Rev. Must Die!

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 03, 2004, 07:03:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
November 04, 2004, 09:26:36 PM
Quote from: EraPassingBack off!

I want the Rev alive.

You'll never take me alive, copper, see?  Nyah, yer yella!  Yer yella, see?

EAT LEAD, FED!

The Good Rev,
Seems to be channelling James Cagney.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#31
November 04, 2004, 09:35:54 PM
But... but, Rev...

Would you really consign me to the wasteland of lesser jokes?
Er...  I mean, lesser men?
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
November 04, 2004, 10:11:55 PM
Quote from: EraPassingBut... but, Rev...

Would you really consign me to the wasteland of lesser jokes?
Er...  I mean, lesser men?

To quote the Good Book:

"If you think this is a joke, you'll never get the punchline."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fluffy

#33
November 04, 2004, 10:12:04 PM

pah. roger is just a john dillinger wannabe.

phhfffftttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
November 04, 2004, 10:12:38 PM
Quote from: fluffy
pah. roger is just a john dillinger wannabe.

phhfffftttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, a 23" dick WOULD be nice...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#35
November 04, 2004, 10:27:57 PM
Nice for whom, a TRex?
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

Bella

#36
November 04, 2004, 10:55:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingBut... but, Rev...

Would you really consign me to the wasteland of lesser jokes?
Er...  I mean, lesser men?

To quote the Good Book:

"If you think this is a joke, you'll never get the punchline."
It's not a joke. Not in the least.
My fear is that in the end it will be Doom that does you in, Roger.
No point in goading them. They can't kill you until your Doom says it's time to go.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
November 04, 2004, 11:31:57 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingBut... but, Rev...

Would you really consign me to the wasteland of lesser jokes?
Er...  I mean, lesser men?

To quote the Good Book:

"If you think this is a joke, you'll never get the punchline."
It's not a joke. Not in the least.
My fear is that in the end it will be Doom that does you in, Roger.
No point in goading them. They can't kill you until your Doom says it's time to go.

When you're born to hang, they say, nothing else can touch you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#38
November 04, 2004, 11:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
When you're born to hang, they say, nothing else can touch you.
My point, exactly.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

St. Pynchon

#39
November 05, 2004, 12:03:49 AM
See you on Stavromula Beta!

And Leonard Cohen kicks ass
MemeCo Buttons

Against the day

Bella

#40
November 05, 2004, 12:16:45 AM
Quote from: St. PynchonSee you on Stavromula Beta!

And Leonard Cohen kicks ass
Yup, that he does.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#41
November 09, 2004, 05:37:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Rev. Roger,

This post is to inform you that the NSRA will no longer be needing your services. Please Cease and Desist any and all NSRA functions.

Im sorry Roger... I think i am going to have to go with the Comrade in Charge on this one... i think you have long outlived your usefullness to this orginization.... prepare yourself... we will be knocking on your door shortly to take you to the Gulag... there you will be tortured by being made to watch every single TV preformance that G W Bush has made over the last four years... THEN when your brain is beyond its current tapioca state, we will send you to work the diamond mines in lower Fatswana. You have been warned... the NSKGB will be stopping by your residance in the next Fraggle of days... please do not try to run, you only die tired that way.


Hail Eris,
Respectfully yours,

I never was a member of your two-bit, fly-by-night sideshow.

The SCLA will now begin operations.  Stay the hell out of our way, unless you want to be scythed down by the Pipe O' History.

Roger, you have my full support...and the support of my reformed and undissolved band of cronies (as worthless as I thought them, they did come through when it was required of them and what more can one ask?)
FUCK AMERICA! BUSH IS JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PUNISHMENT UPON ALL STUPID FUCKS!

FUCK THE NSRA! (Since one DSSS member was a volunteer for the PIRA for a few years, we think we can make that statement. It always helps to have crazy ex-fundamentalist Irish nationalists on one's side.)
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
November 09, 2004, 05:45:38 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Rev. Roger,

This post is to inform you that the NSRA will no longer be needing your services. Please Cease and Desist any and all NSRA functions.

Im sorry Roger... I think i am going to have to go with the Comrade in Charge on this one... i think you have long outlived your usefullness to this orginization.... prepare yourself... we will be knocking on your door shortly to take you to the Gulag... there you will be tortured by being made to watch every single TV preformance that G W Bush has made over the last four years... THEN when your brain is beyond its current tapioca state, we will send you to work the diamond mines in lower Fatswana. You have been warned... the NSKGB will be stopping by your residance in the next Fraggle of days... please do not try to run, you only die tired that way.


Hail Eris,
Respectfully yours,

I never was a member of your two-bit, fly-by-night sideshow.

The SCLA will now begin operations.  Stay the hell out of our way, unless you want to be scythed down by the Pipe O' History.

Roger, you have my full support...and the support of my reformed and undissolved band of cronies (as worthless as I thought them, they did come through when it was required of them and what more can one ask?)
FUCK AMERICA! BUSH IS JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PUNISHMENT UPON ALL STUPID FUCKS!

FUCK THE NSRA! (Since one DSSS member was a volunteer for the PIRA for a few years, we think we can make that statement. It always helps to have crazy ex-fundamentalist Irish nationalists on one's side.)

I think it's time to crank up the heat again.  For some reason, I don't think people are taking our demands seriously.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#43
November 09, 2004, 05:55:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Rev. Roger,

This post is to inform you that the NSRA will no longer be needing your services. Please Cease and Desist any and all NSRA functions.

Im sorry Roger... I think i am going to have to go with the Comrade in Charge on this one... i think you have long outlived your usefullness to this orginization.... prepare yourself... we will be knocking on your door shortly to take you to the Gulag... there you will be tortured by being made to watch every single TV preformance that G W Bush has made over the last four years... THEN when your brain is beyond its current tapioca state, we will send you to work the diamond mines in lower Fatswana. You have been warned... the NSKGB will be stopping by your residance in the next Fraggle of days... please do not try to run, you only die tired that way.


Hail Eris,
Respectfully yours,

I never was a member of your two-bit, fly-by-night sideshow.

The SCLA will now begin operations.  Stay the hell out of our way, unless you want to be scythed down by the Pipe O' History.

Roger, you have my full support...and the support of my reformed and undissolved band of cronies (as worthless as I thought them, they did come through when it was required of them and what more can one ask?)
FUCK AMERICA! BUSH IS JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PUNISHMENT UPON ALL STUPID FUCKS!

FUCK THE NSRA! (Since one DSSS member was a volunteer for the PIRA for a few years, we think we can make that statement. It always helps to have crazy ex-fundamentalist Irish nationalists on one's side.)

I think it's time to crank up the heat again.  For some reason, I don't think people are taking our demands seriously.

THAT is a truth I will now smite for. The heat is on. No sympathies. No mercies. And no cookies.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
November 09, 2004, 06:00:31 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffDear Rev. Roger,

This post is to inform you that the NSRA will no longer be needing your services. Please Cease and Desist any and all NSRA functions.

Im sorry Roger... I think i am going to have to go with the Comrade in Charge on this one... i think you have long outlived your usefullness to this orginization.... prepare yourself... we will be knocking on your door shortly to take you to the Gulag... there you will be tortured by being made to watch every single TV preformance that G W Bush has made over the last four years... THEN when your brain is beyond its current tapioca state, we will send you to work the diamond mines in lower Fatswana. You have been warned... the NSKGB will be stopping by your residance in the next Fraggle of days... please do not try to run, you only die tired that way.


Hail Eris,
Respectfully yours,

I never was a member of your two-bit, fly-by-night sideshow.

The SCLA will now begin operations.  Stay the hell out of our way, unless you want to be scythed down by the Pipe O' History.

Roger, you have my full support...and the support of my reformed and undissolved band of cronies (as worthless as I thought them, they did come through when it was required of them and what more can one ask?)
FUCK AMERICA! BUSH IS JUST AND RIGHTEOUS PUNISHMENT UPON ALL STUPID FUCKS!

FUCK THE NSRA! (Since one DSSS member was a volunteer for the PIRA for a few years, we think we can make that statement. It always helps to have crazy ex-fundamentalist Irish nationalists on one's side.)

I think it's time to crank up the heat again.  For some reason, I don't think people are taking our demands seriously.

THAT is a truth I will now smite for. The heat is on. No sympathies. No mercies. And no cookies.

And no more Mister Nice Guy.  They will PINE for the days of Hasselhoff!

WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF BONES!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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