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Doktor Howl

#16
May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
Molon Lube

Phox

#17
May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Doktor Howl

#18
May 01, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Don't know why he's changing.
Molon Lube

Phox

#19
May 01, 2012, 03:17:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Don't know why he's changing.
Meh, me either. But if he wants to change his moniker, then that's his call. I mean, look at me. I've had a million names...  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
May 01, 2012, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:35:34 AM
I think DukeVonRathbobe would be a good name.

Seconded.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lenin McCarthy

#21
May 01, 2012, 03:42:25 PM
Hitting Random Page on Wiktionary for 15 minutes gave me this:

Sir Giraffelike Conjectures, Ph.D.
Senator Feastly Cataplectic
Countess Barbarous Neo-Pagan
Geoffrey NRC McSpazzamine
Earl Herostratus McPonderousness
Archimandrite Scumbag Mandarin
Father Serpentlike PLUR Dispraiser
Archpriest Nanochips Farbrengen
Reverend Infold Pentecost
Rt. Hon. Trawl Mammectomy
Chairman Primula Oncograph
General Secretary Distringimus Intermeddler
St. Unsaintly Taradiddle


Oysters Rockefeller

#22
May 01, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:35:34 AM
I think DukeVonRathbobe would be a good name.

Seconded.

Thirded?
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

navkat

#23
May 01, 2012, 03:50:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.

                                   My name is not Susan!
                                           /

tyrannosaurus vex

#24
May 01, 2012, 04:40:30 PM
Taylor Skiffington III, Esq.

Munchma Kouchi

Glenda the Good Bitch

Afrosensation

others
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

P3nT4gR4m

#25
May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Couldntthinkupanameformyself

Attnho

fuckit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
May 01, 2012, 05:38:49 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#29
May 01, 2012, 06:29:19 PM
Karel
Drol
Kees
Zak Stront
Henk
Braaksel
Jaap
Pukkel
Piet
Kotsneiging
Teun
Aambei
Joop
Oorsmeer



I un-second any name that only differs in a single character from another user, BTW.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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