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NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!

Started by Doktor Howl, May 10, 2012, 12:45:01 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
May 10, 2012, 01:12:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

fROM wIKIPEDIA: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Check out her last words, at the link.

What a trooper.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#16
May 10, 2012, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.

We men also are responsible for the Phillipine-American War.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it let your husband smoke it.
Definitely a war America won!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

#17
May 10, 2012, 03:27:49 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.

We men also are responsible for the Phillipine-American War.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it let your husband smoke it.
Definitely a war America won!

250,000 murdered Fillipinos can't be wrong!

"Kill everyone over the age of 10."
- US General Al Smith
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Luna

#18
May 10, 2012, 03:32:50 AM
I feel like I lost about 50 IQ points from watching that shit.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Don Coyote

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May 10, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The 'good old days' that dude said that. Weren't the 'good old days' also the same days that white men hung black men for speaking out of place or looking at white women?

Juana

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May 10, 2012, 04:12:50 AM
Oh yes indeed it was.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 10, 2012, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

fROM wIKIPEDIA: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Check out her last words, at the link.

UPPITY WOMAN!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
May 10, 2012, 07:53:57 AM
I like the word "uppity". Doesn't just imply, but loudly proclaims, "I DESERVE RESPECTFUL TREATMENT AS AN EQUAL HUMAN BEING"

Uppity bitches.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

trippinprincezz13

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May 10, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 10, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The 'good old days' that dude said that. Weren't the 'good old days' also the same days that white men hung black men for speaking out of place or looking at white women?

I know I shouldn't be underestimating human stupidity, but that's what I don't get. Might as well be saying "Things were so much better before black people had the power to vote and own property, etc. They can't be trusted in positions of power because of their untamed nature."

(No, that's not what I think, just how I see the comparison)
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

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May 11, 2012, 12:53:41 AM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on May 10, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 10, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The 'good old days' that dude said that. Weren't the 'good old days' also the same days that white men hung black men for speaking out of place or looking at white women?

I know I shouldn't be underestimating human stupidity, but that's what I don't get. Might as well be saying "Things were so much better before black people had the power to vote and own property, etc. They can't be trusted in positions of power because of their untamed nature."

(No, that's not what I think, just how I see the comparison)

BUT HE JUST WANTS THE WIMMEN TO SHUT UP AND CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND SUCK HIS DICK! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?????
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