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East Coast Hustle

39. Surry

40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:51:10 AM
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My name is Rex,


Bologna.

It's Italian.  I think.

:lol:

Maybe I'm a little more merry than I expected.

Captain Obvious is Captain Obvious.

Eh.

If only you knew the back story behind this album

WHICH YOU WILL

once it is released.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:53:58 AM
39. Surry

40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.


Klicks... they're called klicks.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Oh also.


NEVER BECOME A MUSICIAN


Unless it's already too late.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:55:18 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:53:58 AM
39. Surry

40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.


Klicks... they're called klicks.

Either way, you have NO excuse for Surry.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:54:25 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:51:10 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:42:22 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:40:28 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:39:03 AM
My name is Rex,


Bologna.

It's Italian.  I think.

:lol:

Maybe I'm a little more merry than I expected.

Captain Obvious is Captain Obvious.

Eh.

If only you knew the back story behind this album

WHICH YOU WILL

once it is released.

I have no idea what you're talking about dude.

hooplala

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:56:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:55:18 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:53:58 AM
39. Surry

40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.


Klicks... they're called klicks.

Either way, you have NO excuse for Surry.


I meant to say in my last post, besides Etobicoke and Quebec (which isn't really part of Canada), I am most ashamed of Surry. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

tyrannosaurus vex

99. All they do at Band Camp is play music. Terrible, Canadian music.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:57:49 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:54:25 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:51:10 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:42:22 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:40:28 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:39:03 AM
My name is Rex,


Bologna.

It's Italian.  I think.

:lol:

Maybe I'm a little more merry than I expected.

Captain Obvious is Captain Obvious.

Eh.

If only you knew the back story behind this album

WHICH YOU WILL

once it is released.

I have no idea what you're talking about dude.

I'm in charge of the copyright.

I just got the mastered tracks today.

WE are releasing the album on Friday.

I may have made mention of timelines. I may have been ignored. But in retrospect I would like the hard lesson as long as we make the deadline. Which. Is . Closer. Than. I. Ever. Have. Ever.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

I glean you have some sort of project on the horizon.  I am pleased for you. 


Now, back to those horrible horrible Canadians...

44.  Anne of Green Gables
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Freeky

1000. People can't count in this thread. I'm choosing yo blame Canada AND Obama.

THANKS A LOT, CANADIAN OBAMA.

Nephew Twiddleton

OK

This is the only time that TWID is going to complain about TWID's nameless band whose name we all know the name of.

Now. 4/5 us have been in a previous band. 3/5 of us have cut it real goddamn close.

I as 1/5 should have been louder. I should have said. No. Do not book the show until we are done.

But no.

Just no.

My other guitarist is my best friend. I can't say, "DON'T FUCKING BOOK A SHOW YET WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DONE!!!!"

Well, we now have everything done. On Monday. When it's due Friday. With shipping and handling.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

There's probably another thread for that.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 07:07:08 AM
OK

This is the only time that TWID is going to complain about TWID's nameless band whose name we all know the name of.

Now. 4/5 us have been in a previous band. 3/5 of us have cut it real goddamn close.

I as 1/5 should have been louder. I should have said. No. Do not book the show until we are done.

But no.

Just no.

My other guitarist is my best friend. I can't say, "DON'T FUCKING BOOK A SHOW YET WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DONE!!!!"

Well, we now have everything done. On Monday. When it's due Friday. With shipping and handling.

And how is this Canada's fault?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.