I just found a new religion today.

[Eater of Clowns]

Please tell me they're hiring?  I am again among the legions of the unemployed.

hiring? All of the time it's Just that A nickle
doesn't buy much these days. Not even a candy bar | when i was Young
{never mind bac2 ?#:40

I...  I think I understood that...

And then Luna was assimilated.

[Suu]

Oh, and I asked.  They could size you for a suit of full plate, articulated everything, and then just load it on in.

And there you are, wearing titanium armor.

Run the math to get the scale and dimensions right, then feed it diagrams on all the pieces of Feudal Japanese O-yori sized for gaijin.

(Then disappear for a year to tie knots in the dman stuff)

Wait.

A full suit of samurai lamellar, in titanium, and you bitch about having to lace it together?

Get enough of us on that shit with beer and pizza, and you'll be fucking UNSTOPPABLE. Not only would you barely feel the weight of the metal, but it would take the entire Tuchux army to put a dent in the fucker.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN, RICHTER. FOR SCIENCE. DAMNIT. SCIENCE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Please tell me they're hiring?  I am again among the legions of the unemployed.

hiring? All of the time it's Just that A nickle
doesn't buy much these days. Not even a candy bar | when i was Young
{never mind bac2 ?#:40

I...  I think I understood that...

BE AFRAID.

[Telarus]

Oh, and I asked.  They could size you for a suit of full plate, articulated everything, and then just load it on in.

And there you are, wearing titanium armor.

Run the math to get the scale and dimensions right, then feed it diagrams on all the pieces of Feudal Japanese O-yori sized for gaijin.

(Then disappear for a year to tie knots in the dman stuff)

Wait.

A full suit of samurai lamellar, in titanium, and you bitch about having to lace it together?

Get enough of us on that shit with beer and pizza, and you'll be fucking UNSTOPPABLE. Not only would you barely feel the weight of the metal, but it would take the entire Tuchux army to put a dent in the fucker.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN, RICHTER. FOR SCIENCE. DAMNIT. SCIENCE!

HOLYFUCKING SHITBALLS