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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Eater of Clowns

#30
August 23, 2012, 06:53:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2012, 06:38:13 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on August 23, 2012, 02:40:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2012, 12:27:55 PM
Please tell me they're hiring?  I am again among the legions of the unemployed.

hiring? All of the time it's Just that A nickle
doesn't buy much these days. Not even a candy bar | when i was Young
{never mind bac2 ?#:40

I...  I think I understood that...

And then Luna was assimilated.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#31
August 23, 2012, 07:09:06 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 23, 2012, 02:36:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2012, 02:27:08 AM
Oh, and I asked.  They could size you for a suit of full plate, articulated everything, and then just load it on in.

And there you are, wearing titanium armor.

Run the math to get the scale and dimensions right, then feed it diagrams on all the pieces of Feudal Japanese O-yori sized for gaijin.

(Then disappear for a year to tie knots in the dman stuff)

Wait.

A full suit of samurai lamellar, in titanium, and you bitch about having to lace it together? :crankey:

Get enough of us on that shit with beer and pizza, and you'll be fucking UNSTOPPABLE. Not only would you barely feel the weight of the metal, but it would take the entire Tuchux army to put a dent in the fucker.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN, RICHTER. FOR SCIENCE. DAMNIT. SCIENCE!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
August 23, 2012, 07:09:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2012, 06:38:13 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on August 23, 2012, 02:40:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2012, 12:27:55 PM
Please tell me they're hiring?  I am again among the legions of the unemployed.

hiring? All of the time it's Just that A nickle
doesn't buy much these days. Not even a candy bar | when i was Young
{never mind bac2 ?#:40

I...  I think I understood that...

BE AFRAID.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#33
August 24, 2012, 05:35:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 07:09:06 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 23, 2012, 02:36:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2012, 02:27:08 AM
Oh, and I asked.  They could size you for a suit of full plate, articulated everything, and then just load it on in.

And there you are, wearing titanium armor.

Run the math to get the scale and dimensions right, then feed it diagrams on all the pieces of Feudal Japanese O-yori sized for gaijin.

(Then disappear for a year to tie knots in the dman stuff)

Wait.

A full suit of samurai lamellar, in titanium, and you bitch about having to lace it together? :crankey:

Get enough of us on that shit with beer and pizza, and you'll be fucking UNSTOPPABLE. Not only would you barely feel the weight of the metal, but it would take the entire Tuchux army to put a dent in the fucker.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN, RICHTER. FOR SCIENCE. DAMNIT. SCIENCE!


HOLYFUCKING SHITBALLS
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