Man dies from living room penis enlargement procedure.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.

"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

[Verbal Mike]

Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.

"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.

Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?

[Don Coyote]

Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.

"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.

Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?

Bags of saline IIRC.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.

"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.

Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?

Bags of saline IIRC.

Yep. So that if the bags leak, the patient doesn't suffer debilitating side effects or death.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done

[Faust]

Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.

"Are" in a back-alley and/or third-world sort of sense. Even contained silicone implants have been illegal in the US since 1992 due to leaking issues, and direct injection long before that.

Really? So all new boob jobs are based on some other material?

Oddly enough that crappy movie breast men gives a good background on the whole history of it up to the late nineties.

[Faust]

I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."

I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."

Modifying yourself for your own amusement though could still garner the same results. I think the moral of the story is don't go for surgical procedures in peoples living rooms, which seems to be becoming a trend

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57481138/fake-doctor-charged-in-buttocks-injection-death/

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done

"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.

Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home

yep

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done

"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.

Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home

yep

I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.

What time is it?
Five and a half penises.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done

"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.

Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home

yep

I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.

What time is it?
Five and a half penises.

Hang in there...only one more penis and you can go home.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done

"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.

Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home

yep

I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.

What time is it?
Five and a half penises.

Hang in there...only one more penis and you can go home.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.

Oh, the life of a research assistant.

It's the easiest way to note how many hours I've done

"counting penises" as a measure of the passage of time is... well, it's wonderful.

Stuck at work, counting penises until I can go home

yep

I meant the coffee. But that's a pretty funny idea.

What time is it?
Five and a half penises.

Hang in there...only one more penis and you can go home.

[Suu]