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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 18, 2012, 09:40:39 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
September 19, 2012, 04:33:49 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 19, 2012, 04:32:46 AM
I was just about to post that from his about section.  :lulz:

FRIEND HIM!

Tomorrow we have to help him.  Know what I mean?

And I think you do.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#61
September 19, 2012, 04:34:34 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:33:49 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 19, 2012, 04:32:46 AM
I was just about to post that from his about section.  :lulz:

FRIEND HIM!

Tomorrow we have to help him.  Know what I mean?

And I think you do.

Of course I do!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#62
September 19, 2012, 04:35:15 AM
Friend request sent.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
September 19, 2012, 04:35:28 AM
Oh, here's a good one:

QuoteToday I was forced to beat up a homeless man. It seems even I am able to clean up the streets in my own way.

All his friends are wearing cheesy superhero outfits.   :lulz:

YOU CAN'T BUY THIS KIND OF HUMOR!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#64
September 19, 2012, 04:37:22 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
September 19, 2012, 04:37:37 AM
GO READ HIS WALL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I JUST SHAT MYSELF
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#66
September 19, 2012, 04:38:03 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#67
September 19, 2012, 04:38:56 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:37:22 AM
He's got NOTES. https://www.facebook.com/thaddeus.void/info#!/thaddeus.void/notes

QuoteAs I am an expert on the topic I feel it is in good faith that I share my expertise so that you too can become an expert. These are the standerds I have formulated for becoming an effective "Superhero" In todays world.

Standerds. He has them.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
September 19, 2012, 04:39:19 AM
DO NOT HAVE TO BE FRIENDS TO COMMENT ON HIS WALL
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#69
September 19, 2012, 04:40:58 AM Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 04:43:09 AM by TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS
Is this what he's thinking when he beats up homeless guys?

Quote
An Experts guide to being a "Superhero".

by Thaddeus Void on Saturday, 10 December 2011 at 21:45 ยท

As I am an expert on the topic I feel it is in good faith that I share my expertise so that you too can become an expert. These are the standerds I have formulated for becoming an effective "Superhero" In todays world.

Fittness: The most important corner stone of crime fighting, how can you change the world if you do not have the personal dedication to keep yourself in shape?These are the standards, you should be able to

***<TL;DR blather>***

Transportation: An often neglected aspect but incredibly important. Walking around on foot may be nice, you may get to be out around people and stop to take pictures while your camera crew tails behind, this is however incredibly inefficient and slow. What you do need is a vehicle of some kid in order to cover as much ground as possible while also conserving your energy, it will even grant you more space for storage of supplies in case you happen across a stranded motorist who needs assistance or something of the sort. The average person walks one mile in 20-30 minutes, a vehicle can cover that distance in a little more than one minute, you are essentially making your patrol almost 30x more effective just by driving instead of walking. What you would like to drive is up to you, however it would be best if you travel in something easily repaired if damaged. If you plan on dealing with criminals then you should also expect to have objects thrown at your car and so if possible you should use a vehicle you can afford to let get banged up and not one you need for your own daily life. You should also factor in gas mileage since you will be driving around all night, a gas guzzling jeep would not be the most practical choice for a nightly patrol unless you really have the money to spare. If you would like your car to match your outfit you do not need any expensive modifications or body shop work, a trip to the hardware store, a coat of paint, and some christmas lights and you will have you own personal super car in no time.

And that is all you need in order to start your life as an expert crim fighter. Hold yourself to these simple standards and you will be and "Superhero" In no time at all. -Dr.W.T.Void PhD
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Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#70
September 19, 2012, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:39:19 AM
DO NOT HAVE TO BE FRIENDS TO COMMENT ON HIS WALL

Nope, you don't. *cracks knuckles*

I'll say a few things before heading to bed.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Internet Jesus

#71
September 19, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
Beer three.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
September 19, 2012, 04:43:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
Beer three.

Get your diseased arse on that wall, Jebus.  This is too fucking good to sit out on.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#73
September 19, 2012, 04:46:33 AM
I DON'T HAVE A COMMENT BOX. DO I HAVE TO BE A FRIEND OF HIS FRIEND OR SOMETHING?????
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Internet Jesus

#74
September 19, 2012, 04:50:06 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:43:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
Beer three.

Get your diseased arse on that wall, Jebus.  This is too fucking good to sit out on.

No fake failbook accounts.  And I have to behave in my civilian identity.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
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