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Captain Spanky's Spanking Sex Dungeon and Sex

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 02, 2012, 04:09:33 AM

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#15
December 04, 2012, 02:47:47 AM
Eventually, awful bullshit erotica is going to achieve some kind of singularity, and whole novels will consist of nothing but:

'There was a man and a woman in a room, and then penis happened.'

Juana

#16
December 04, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
December 04, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 04, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

Your imagination is probably better than the real thing.

A teaser:

QuoteHe listened from the other side of doorway to the tantalizing snap... pause... snap... pause... snap of the floss being deftly worked between her pearly whites. With each snap, his turgid cock leapt in response, a glistening drop of slime emerging from the slit in his swollen head. He wished he could watch her work the thin white ribbon into the moist crevices between her large, shapely, slightly tea-stained teeth, her tender pink tongue held to the side just so, saliva pooling in the wetly inviting space between teeth and frenulum...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#19
December 04, 2012, 04:02:49 AM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Phox

#20
December 04, 2012, 04:07:08 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 04, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

Your imagination is probably better than the real thing.

A teaser:

QuoteHe listened from the other side of doorway to the tantalizing snap... pause... snap... pause... snap of the floss being deftly worked between her pearly whites. With each snap, his turgid cock leapt in response, a glistening drop of slime emerging from the slit in his swollen head. He wished he could watch her work the thin white ribbon into the moist crevices between her large, shapely, slightly tea-stained teeth, her tender pink tongue held to the side just so, saliva pooling in the wetly inviting space between teeth and frenulum...
I'm a Doktor, and I endorse this product and/or service.  :lulz:

Suu

#21
December 04, 2012, 04:21:39 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 04, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

Your imagination is probably better than the real thing.

A teaser:

QuoteHe listened from the other side of doorway to the tantalizing snap... pause... snap... pause... snap of the floss being deftly worked between her pearly whites. With each snap, his turgid cock leapt in response, a glistening drop of slime emerging from the slit in his swollen head. He wished he could watch her work the thin white ribbon into the moist crevices between her large, shapely, slightly tea-stained teeth, her tender pink tongue held to the side just so, saliva pooling in the wetly inviting space between teeth and frenulum...

Sold. Take my money.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
December 04, 2012, 04:26:46 AM
:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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