Captain Spanky's Spanking Sex Dungeon and Sex

[Cainad (dec.)]

Eventually, awful bullshit erotica is going to achieve some kind of singularity, and whole novels will consist of nothing but:

'There was a man and a woman in a room, and then penis happened.'

[Juana]

Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

Your imagination is probably better than the real thing.

A teaser:

He listened from the other side of doorway to the tantalizing snap... pause... snap... pause... snap of the floss being deftly worked between her pearly whites. With each snap, his turgid cock leapt in response, a glistening drop of slime emerging from the slit in his swollen head. He wished he could watch her work the thin white ribbon into the moist crevices between her large, shapely, slightly tea-stained teeth, her tender pink tongue held to the side just so, saliva pooling in the wetly inviting space between teeth and frenulum...

[Don Coyote]

 

[Juana]

[Phox]

Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

Your imagination is probably better than the real thing.

A teaser:

He listened from the other side of doorway to the tantalizing snap... pause... snap... pause... snap of the floss being deftly worked between her pearly whites. With each snap, his turgid cock leapt in response, a glistening drop of slime emerging from the slit in his swollen head. He wished he could watch her work the thin white ribbon into the moist crevices between her large, shapely, slightly tea-stained teeth, her tender pink tongue held to the side just so, saliva pooling in the wetly inviting space between teeth and frenulum...

I'm a Doktor, and I endorse this product and/or service. 

[Suu]

Do I want to know what that fringe fetish is, Nigel?

Your imagination is probably better than the real thing.

A teaser:

He listened from the other side of doorway to the tantalizing snap... pause... snap... pause... snap of the floss being deftly worked between her pearly whites. With each snap, his turgid cock leapt in response, a glistening drop of slime emerging from the slit in his swollen head. He wished he could watch her work the thin white ribbon into the moist crevices between her large, shapely, slightly tea-stained teeth, her tender pink tongue held to the side just so, saliva pooling in the wetly inviting space between teeth and frenulum...

Sold. Take my money.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]