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Unlimited "Guns, Fuck Yeah!" Thread

Started by AFK, January 20, 2013, 12:56:35 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

After thinking about this for a good long while now, the most succinct way I can think of putting my opinion is this:

Ban = how retards solve problems

eg:

Problem: There's a problem with a few brown people blowing up buildings and planes and such
Solution: Ban brown people

Problem: This one time a gay guy raped someone
Solution: Ban teh gays

Problem: Someone choked on some food
Solution: Ban food

Problem: A bunch of kids got shot
Solution: WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!
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Don Coyote

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

Burhkas.  Because people can't control themselves.

That's why they need people like RWHN, to tell them what to do.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Wiley Quixote on January 31, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

Don Coyote

Quote from: Pixie on January 31, 2013, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Wiley Quixote on January 31, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

Well you are a woman and therefore irrational.
:mullet:

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pixie on January 31, 2013, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Wiley Quixote on January 31, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

We could just amputate everyone's sex organs.

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AFK

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the world was actually as black/white as everyone in this thread is pretending that it is. 
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Salty

Many and more of these problems would be easily solved if we just got rid of all of the humans in one go.

You don't want to address the symptom and ignore the disease.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 31, 2013, 10:55:30 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 31, 2013, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Wiley Quixote on January 31, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Do you police the behaviour of victims OR the most common perpetrators?

AFK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on January 31, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
oh, yeah...

:lol:

Any time that you think it is, just read the thread title.

This thread is about RWHN's butthurt, and his desire to share it.  Therefore, he titled in such a fashion as to imply that anyone who disagrees with him is some sort of nationalistic, mouth-breathing po'bucker.

So, you know, he can go fuck himself.  I'm just here for the lulz.


Yeah, the butthurt of an epidemic of gun violence that is going unaddressed.  The butthurt of a toxic gun, unchecked gun culture that is leading to 87 needless deaths every fucking day.  Yeah, that shit DOES piss me off.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Pixie on February 01, 2013, 12:00:14 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 31, 2013, 10:55:30 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 31, 2013, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Wiley Quixote on January 31, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
You know how we can stop rape? Ban women being unchaperoned!

And only allow them to be seen in public when dressed head to toe in a loose shapeless black sack.

I personally prefer not allowing dudes out unsupervised and without a blindfold as the option. :P

I prefer just not allowing rape but then I've never been into misogyny or feminism

Do you police the behaviour of victims OR the most common perpetrators?

That is a really interesting point, especially within the context of rape and sexual assault. Either way you slice it, it, to me, seems to be infantilizing one gender or the other.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 31, 2013, 11:54:19 PM
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the world was actually as black/white as everyone in this thread is pretending that it is.

SWEET JESUS, THE IRONY!

:lolchix:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 01, 2013, 12:03:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on January 31, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
oh, yeah...

:lol:

Any time that you think it is, just read the thread title.

This thread is about RWHN's butthurt, and his desire to share it.  Therefore, he titled in such a fashion as to imply that anyone who disagrees with him is some sort of nationalistic, mouth-breathing po'bucker.

So, you know, he can go fuck himself.  I'm just here for the lulz.


Yeah, the butthurt of an epidemic of gun violence that is going unaddressed.  The butthurt of a toxic gun, unchecked gun culture that is leading to 87 needless deaths every fucking day.  Yeah, that shit DOES piss me off.

Naw.  What pisses you off is life.  If you'd had any intention of having an honest discussion, you wouldn't have titled the thread in a manner designed to paint everyone who isn't 169% on board with you as some po'bucker yahoo.

So, you know, fuck off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.