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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Freeky

#135
March 16, 2013, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 16, 2013, 05:30:40 PM
Did I mention that I recently found out that I'm part Irish Gypsy on my dad's side? There's gotta be an IRL troll I can work with that.

For great justice and :lulz: ? 

EK WAFFLR

#136
March 16, 2013, 05:49:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 16, 2013, 05:26:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2013, 03:55:59 PM
More importantly...if St Patricks Day is celebrated on a Saturday, what makes it different from any other Saturday?

Once the green beer and obnoxious/dubious claims of Irish ancestery are excluded, of course.

EXACTLY.

This. It's ridiculous.
Besides, there's only about 12 Irishmen living in Norway. The band playing at the pub was Scottish.
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Juana

#137
March 16, 2013, 08:21:43 PM
I volunteered to help TBSD and his family clean up their late dad's old house in Palmdale this weekend, now that Charro has abandoned it. The house is full of angels, sad clowns painted on marble, old sodas, and TBSD's father had a picture of Oliver North's swearing in framed on the mantle, surrounded by old artillery shells.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#138
March 16, 2013, 08:39:19 PM
Why do people do you the "favor" of telling you stuff that you already basically know goes on, you were just having a pretty good day not thinking about it?

I was having a pretty good week, too. Now everything feels all bleak again.  :x :x :x
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#139
March 16, 2013, 08:43:53 PM
There is only one way to shut these people up, I think: explain WHY I tune certain things out.
Mary Sunshine doesn't know my history.  :lol:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#140
March 17, 2013, 02:10:31 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 16, 2013, 05:30:40 PM
Did I mention that I recently found out that I'm part Irish Gypsy on my dad's side? There's gotta be an IRL troll I can work with that.

OH HELL YES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#141
March 17, 2013, 05:27:44 AM
I dunno if it's the season, or the marriage, or if maybe Nigel was right and I just needed sleep, food, and outside but I feel ready to FUCK SHIT UP LEFT AND/OR RIGHT.

I feel BETTER. Which is bad news for everyone who wants an intact left and/or right.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#142
March 17, 2013, 05:41:18 AM
If I have an animal totem for FB it would without a doubt be a junkyard dog.

I'm only there to make your experience less pleasant. Which, I am rethinking as it seems even people I don't hate personally are into things that I personally hate. They say things that make me want to punch something in the stomach. All the god damned time. But I can't attack them.

But I like being needlessly aggressive on FB. It lets off a special kind of steam. Maybe I need another outlet.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#143
March 17, 2013, 06:51:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 17, 2013, 05:41:18 AM
If I have an animal totem for FB it would without a doubt be a junkyard dog.


Rabid badger.  I've met you.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#144
March 17, 2013, 08:50:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2013, 03:55:59 PM
More importantly...if St Patricks Day is celebrated on a Saturday, what makes it different from any other Saturday?

Once the green beer and obnoxious/dubious claims of Irish ancestery are excluded, of course.

NO FUCKING GREEN BEER. NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF FUCKING GREEN BEER?

THIS

REAL IRISH PEOPLE DRINK FUCKING CARLSBERG.

THIS MAKES ME THINK THAT IRELAND NEEDS A NEW AMERICAN PRESIDENT.

Twid,
Not kidding. The Republic probably owes its existence to a New Yorker, who became president.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#145
March 17, 2013, 09:00:00 AM
FUCKING GREEN BEER OFFENDS THE POPE.

WHY? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GREEN BEER AND DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIS GIRLFRIEND ALL HOPPED UP ON CATHOLIC BABIES. GREEN BEER IS A PROTESTANT OF COURSE AND GREEN BEER KNOWS IF HE KNOCKS THAT CHICK UP, HE'LL BE DISINHERITED. GREEN BEER, SURPRISINGLY, IS A PROTESTANT, LIKE THEOBALD WOLFETONE.

HAH. THOUGHT IRISH = CATHOLIC? HAH. NO. IRISH EQUALS EXCUSE TO EXCESS. BECAUSE SHITTY CLIMATE. ALSO FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
ALSO POO POO POO THE UNITED STATES ON THE ISSUE OF HUMAN RIGHTS WHEN YOU HYPOCRITICALLY SUCK THE POPES DICK AND RUN SLAVE SHOPS THAT AREN'T BASED ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN WOMEN WHO USE THEIR VAGINAS AS THEY SEE FIT AND HAVE AN EQUALLY BAD PRIEST BOY DIDDLING SCANDAL. AND WHILE THAT'S HAPPENING, FUCK THE GAYS. AND DEAD INDIAN WOMEN WHO COULDN'T GET ABORTIONS.

Twid,
How do you set fire to really wet grass?
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#146
March 17, 2013, 09:03:06 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 16, 2013, 05:30:40 PM
Did I mention that I recently found out that I'm part Irish Gypsy on my dad's side? There's gotta be an IRL troll I can work with that.

Well, my immediate gut reaction to this reveal is that you're a Traveller not a Gypsy. This might prove some fertile ground. Or it might not. Settled Irish are fairly ambivalent about the Shelta.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#147
March 17, 2013, 09:08:38 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on March 16, 2013, 05:49:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 16, 2013, 05:26:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2013, 03:55:59 PM
More importantly...if St Patricks Day is celebrated on a Saturday, what makes it different from any other Saturday?

Once the green beer and obnoxious/dubious claims of Irish ancestery are excluded, of course.

EXACTLY.

This. It's ridiculous.
Besides, there's only about 12 Irishmen living in Norway. The band playing at the pub was Scottish.

13. I registered you when you weren't looking. Sorry. You now have obligations. One of which is beating the shit out of that Scottish band. Just because they're ethnically identical and happen to live on a different island even though they were more or less identical to us upstanding Irish-Osloans, and we owe our capital, Dublin, to Vikings. Also, everyone should celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's the anniversary of the sanctimonious fucker's death. I like a dead Saint Patrick more than a living one. Turns out that he himself was the last snake that was driven out of Ireland. Also, his color is blue, not green, and the fair folk are associated with red, not green.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#148
March 17, 2013, 09:25:54 AM
ST. PATRICK WAS A SLAVE TO THE IRISH WHO ENDED UP ENSLAVING THE IRISH.


SOUNDS LIKE A REASON TO DRINK.

DRINK!!!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#149
March 17, 2013, 03:49:48 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 17, 2013, 05:27:44 AM
I dunno if it's the season, or the marriage, or if maybe Nigel was right and I just needed sleep, food, and outside but I feel ready to FUCK SHIT UP LEFT AND/OR RIGHT.

I feel BETTER. Which is bad news for everyone who wants an intact left and/or right.

YAY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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