Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Did I mention that I recently found out that I'm part Irish Gypsy on my dad's side? There's gotta be an IRL troll I can work with that.

Well, my immediate gut reaction to this reveal is that you're a Traveller not a Gypsy. This might prove some fertile ground. Or it might not. Settled Irish are fairly ambivalent about the Shelta.

Or a Tinker, not a Rom, or something.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Did I mention that I recently found out that I'm part Irish Gypsy on my dad's side? There's gotta be an IRL troll I can work with that.

Well, my immediate gut reaction to this reveal is that you're a Traveller not a Gypsy. This might prove some fertile ground. Or it might not. Settled Irish are fairly ambivalent about the Shelta.

Or a Tinker, not a Rom, or something.

The word Tinker always makes me laugh.

[Salty]

If I have an animal totem for FB it would without a doubt be a junkyard dog.

Rabid badger.  I've met you.

I like it. I can work with that.
Hit refresh. I need a more Altyfied badger though. This one is too..calm.

I've been thinking about sleep/thc depriving myself before coming down in Oct. so as to be in peak condition.

[Juana]

I am ALLERGIC to Palmdale. I legitimately felt way, way better when we got over the mountains and back into the Central Valley. Also, I came away with that pic of Oliver North's swearing in.

[Cain]

Welp, currently had about three hours of sleep.  Around midday. 

Some disturbing dreams too, but given where my research has been taking me lately, none too surprising.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

On hold with AAA again. No supervisors are available again. They claim they didn't get my fax but quoted me something from the cover-page I hadn't told this new lackey.

AAaaaaand they want me to re-send the FAX I sent a week ago because they can't find it.

. . .

I have two dollars left to my name. Let's see if it's enough to fax a Fuck-you-gram.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If I have an animal totem for FB it would without a doubt be a junkyard dog.

Rabid badger.  I've met you.

I like it. I can work with that.
Hit refresh. I need a more Altyfied badger though. This one is too..calm.

I've been thinking about sleep/thc depriving myself before coming down in Oct. so as to be in peak condition.

Nice. 

We'll keep the light on.

And we'll ignore the neighbors when they complain, no matter how many cops and/or exorcists they bring along.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously, that Kevin Reynolds douche in the FB discordian group is a fucking asshole. Posting porn and pictures of diseased cocks  is not fucking cool, and the admins evidently do not give a single shit.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Welp, currently had about three hours of sleep.  Around midday. 

Some disturbing dreams too, but given where my research has been taking me lately, none too surprising.

*Tries to imagine Cain's dreams*

*shudders*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, this place is empty.

I'll be back around in a few hours.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Guess I'll hang at facebook awhile. It's profoundly disturbing in the way that only things promoted as Nice-N-Friendly! can be profoundly disturbing.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I donated blood! Should I drink now y/n?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I donated blood! Should I drink now y/n?

No, you should eat a meal.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I donated blood! Should I drink now y/n?

No, you should eat a meal.

But where's the fun in that?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I donated blood! Should I drink now y/n?

No, you should eat a meal.

But where's the fun in that?

I am an old man.  Eating a good meal strikes me as more fun that getting shitfaced too quickly to enjoy the booze.  Seriously, if they made a non-alcohol whiskey that tasted like whiskey, I'd be a customer for life.