Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

They love you so much that they even take out their hatred of me AT YOU.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A HOLY MAN™!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh yeah, and not being able to make beads means that I am losing $300 in unmade product.

Seriously, I agreed to this. What was I thinking?

OK, I know what I was thinking, but I burned out on it long ago.

Oh, and I have a GREAT story about how my internship coordinator totally dropped the ball on everything and lost my completed application, essay, release form, and letter of recommendation which I sent over a month ago (which I KNOW SHE RECEIVED because she emailed me some editing suggestions for the essay) and then asked for it all again, and I sent it to her, and then I got a message from her understudy saying that he's taking over application processing and can I please send everything again,

OH AND ALSO she dropped the ball on responding to my request for a letter of recommendation for my PCC Foundation application, so I won't be receiving any scholarships through them this year.

I don't know what's happened to her. I am torn between being mad and worried that she has cancer, or something awful.

That blows.  Is there still some kind of benefit coming out of this internship?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

They love you so much that they even take out their hatred of me AT YOU.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A HOLY MAN™!

Wait til you see my response.   

No teasers.  I WILL NOT POST TEASERS.

[LMNO]

So, meeting my ex apparently is too hard for me at the moment, but watching my best friend do naughty things to her on the teevee is no problem.

The fuck.

Um. What?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, meeting my ex apparently is too hard for me at the moment, but watching my best friend do naughty things to her on the teevee is no problem.

The fuck.

Um. What?

Belgians are weird.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

They love you so much that they even take out their hatred of me AT YOU.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A HOLY MAN™!

Wait til you see my response.   

No teasers.  I WILL NOT POST TEASERS.

It's gonna be SO AWESOME.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh yeah, and not being able to make beads means that I am losing $300 in unmade product.

Seriously, I agreed to this. What was I thinking?

OK, I know what I was thinking, but I burned out on it long ago.

Oh, and I have a GREAT story about how my internship coordinator totally dropped the ball on everything and lost my completed application, essay, release form, and letter of recommendation which I sent over a month ago (which I KNOW SHE RECEIVED because she emailed me some editing suggestions for the essay) and then asked for it all again, and I sent it to her, and then I got a message from her understudy saying that he's taking over application processing and can I please send everything again,

OH AND ALSO she dropped the ball on responding to my request for a letter of recommendation for my PCC Foundation application, so I won't be receiving any scholarships through them this year.

I don't know what's happened to her. I am torn between being mad and worried that she has cancer, or something awful.

That blows.  Is there still some kind of benefit coming out of this internship?

Letters of recommendation and nine months of experience on my resume, which is pretty damn good really.

[Trivial]

So, panic attacks are something I get now.  I'm annoyed at this fact. 

I don't do anything nearly interesting enough to get them. 

I guess I feel like I didn't earn them.

Now that you get panic attacks anyway, you might as well start doing some interesting things and see what happens.

I like this line of thinking.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

You people just... TOLERATE me running around being all NIGEL, with a VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

You people just... TOLERATE me running around being all NIGEL, with a VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.

"WITH A VAGINA...AND UPPITY. THIS MUST BE STOPPED. I KNOW! I'LL SEND A LUNATIC PM TO TGRR. THAT ALWAYS WORKS!"
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

You people just... TOLERATE me running around being all NIGEL, with a VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.

"WITH A VAGINA...AND UPPITY. THIS MUST BE STOPPED. I KNOW! I'LL SEND A LUNATIC PM TO TGRR. THAT ALWAYS WORKS!"
                       /
               

"IF I AM JUST CONVINCING ENOUGH, TGRR WILL USE HIS MIND LAZORS TO MAKE EVERYONE ANTI-NIGEL."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

You people just... TOLERATE me running around being all NIGEL, with a VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.

"WITH A VAGINA...AND UPPITY. THIS MUST BE STOPPED. I KNOW! I'LL SEND A LUNATIC PM TO TGRR. THAT ALWAYS WORKS!"
                       /
               

"IF I AM JUST CONVINCING ENOUGH, TGRR WILL USE HIS MIND LAZORS TO MAKE EVERYONE ANTI-NIGEL."

"I KNOW I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I PM WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE ON THE FACEBOOK DISCORDIAN GROUP WHO FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

You people just... TOLERATE me running around being all NIGEL, with a VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.

"WITH A VAGINA...AND UPPITY. THIS MUST BE STOPPED. I KNOW! I'LL SEND A LUNATIC PM TO TGRR. THAT ALWAYS WORKS!"
                       /
               

Well, if they had pattern recognition skills, they probably wouldn't be crazy.  Mostly they just tell me how MAD I make them, or Nigel makes them, and they seem to want some sort of validation or absolution from me.

Validation they can have.  If they want absolution, they can get it from Jesus.  I'm fresh out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GOT #10.  AND #11 & #12.

See Apple Talk tomorrow for happy fun psycho stalker action!

HOORAY!

Best part is, ONLY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAS EVER ACTUALLY POSTED ON PD.

It's like they import the crazy, just for me!

I feel like they're depriving the rest of us of our share of the fun. Next time you talk to them, tell them I said they're jerks.

Will do.

Also, we're excessively Nigel-friendly here.  Or so I am told.

So I don't get ALL the crazy to myself.  They just talk to me because, well, HOLY MAN™.

Tell them people who say we're excessively Nigel-friendly here end up totally losing their shit and posting at TCC like Khara.

You can tell them I said. 

You people just... TOLERATE me running around being all NIGEL, with a VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.

"WITH A VAGINA...AND UPPITY. THIS MUST BE STOPPED. I KNOW! I'LL SEND A LUNATIC PM TO TGRR. THAT ALWAYS WORKS!"
                       /
               

Well, if they had pattern recognition skills, they probably wouldn't be crazy.  Mostly they just tell me how MAD I make them, or Nigel makes them, and they seem to want some sort of validation or absolution from me.

Validation they can have.  If they want absolution, they can get it from Jesus.  I'm fresh out.

You aren't Jesus... well, not exactly.