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BRILLIANT FOOD CART IDEAS ITT

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 10:43:23 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nacho cheese sauce food cart: all of the dishes are drenched in nacho cheese sauce.
Donut food cart where you can order donut sandwiches, including a donut BLT.

NOW YOU.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

GARY BUSEY'S FOOD CART - FUCKING WHATEVER SERVED TO YOU BY GARY BUSEY
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

PINEAPPLE AND MEAT ON A STICK FOOD CART
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

BOOZE FOOD CART - FUCK DAY DRINKING STIGMA
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

BOOZE SOAKED FOOD FOOD CART - BECAUSE EOC IS ALREADY KINDA DRUNK
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

#5
EVERYTHING IN KEBAB CART.

JELLY AND BANANA KEBAB? WE HAVE IT! EXTRA STRONG SAUCE? YOU BETCHA

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

THESE ARE ALL EXCELLENT FOOD CART IDEAS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 10:56:03 PM
EVERYTHING IN KEBAB CART.

JELLY AND BANANA KEBAB? WE HAVE IT! EXTRA STONG SAUCE? YOU BETCHA


STONG SAUCE FOOD CART - YOU BRING THE FOOD, WE DIP IT IN STONG SAUCE.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 19, 2013, 10:58:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 10:56:03 PM
EVERYTHING IN KEBAB CART.

JELLY AND BANANA KEBAB? WE HAVE IT! EXTRA STONG SAUCE? YOU BETCHA


STONG SAUCE FOOD CART - YOU BRING THE FOOD, WE DIP IT IN STONG SAUCE.


R FOOD CART! YOU SAY WHAT FOOD YOU WANT, WE PUT AN R IN IT
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Eater of Clowns

FUCKING Orange Eating Contest Food Cart - you buy in for an UNLIMITED amount of oranges and the vendor calls you a total taintflap until you shit out pure acid.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

ENDANGERED SPECIES CART.

No, not actual endagered species, but hamburgers, haggis and hot dogs shaped like blue whales, lions, tigers, bears, oh my and PANDAS.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Bruno

GRUEL FOOD CART!

HOT GRUEL!
COLD GRUEL!
SWEET GRUEL!
SAVORY GRUEL!
GRUEL SMOOTHIES!
FROZEN GRUEL ON A STICK!

Formerly something else...

Eater of Clowns

Microtransaction food cart - want a burger? - only $.75 - want a bun for it? - only $.25 - want onions - only $.10 - want ketchup?  mustard?  relish?  mayonnaise - $.05 each.  Want french fries? - $1.00 - want them salted? - $.05.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.