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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Cain

#1260
April 22, 2013, 10:36:51 PM
Alas, I must fulfill my contract before moving on.

Said student, incidentally, is also being fined for smoking in his room (£400) and broke a window, which, well, we have to wait until someone makes an estimate, but £1000+ is not out of the question.

All of this should be going in an email to his parents tonight or tomorrow.

Junkenstein

#1261
April 22, 2013, 10:44:15 PM
A grand on a half for a hissy fit should be an expensive lesson to learn. Would I be right in guessing parental wrath will be notable by absence?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#1262
April 22, 2013, 10:46:13 PM
Probably too late in the year, unfortunately.  Also, by the terms of the contract he signed, we get to keep all the money.  So unless he gets expelled, which is unlikely (though he needs to be), he'll be here until the end of June.

LMNO

#1263
April 23, 2013, 01:37:11 PM
I'm gonna be in a training for most of the day, so you probably won't be hearing from me today.

Don't burn the place down, ok?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1264
April 23, 2013, 02:38:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 01:37:11 PM
I'm gonna be in a training for most of the day, so you probably won't be hearing from me today.

Don't burn the place down, ok?

Likewise, I am going to be directly supervising shit.  I expect to do some LOBB at some point, but I don't really know when, or how much.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1265
April 23, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
* Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW burns down all the things

The Good Reverend Roger

#1266
April 23, 2013, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
* Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW burns down all the things

QGP, couldn't you at least wait til we left the room?  :rogpipe:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1268
April 23, 2013, 02:56:39 PM
And my sister just called me fat, accidentally, I think.

She called me to tell me that this woman was turned away from the tanning salon for being overweight. And my mom went, "She's not that big, she's the same size as your sister."

So, I get a phone call, asking for my weight, I respond, and my sister goes, "Oh, we thought you were actually at about 200lbs."

This comes after some idiot lost an argument with me on FB last night and resorted to calling me "obese" based on my profile pic. I brushed that off, but I don't need to have my weight chastised by my anorexic size 0 sister and size 4 Mom, who refers to herself as "fat" at size 4.

I've never been a size 4 in my life. Ever. They can kiss my fucking ass.


...brb, throwing up breakfast.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

#1269
April 23, 2013, 03:15:34 PM
Suu, you're beautiful.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1270
April 23, 2013, 03:16:41 PM
Suu, let's burn them all down together.

Suu

#1271
April 23, 2013, 03:19:48 PM
BURN ALL THE ASSHOLES
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1272
April 23, 2013, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 23, 2013, 03:19:48 PM
BURN ALL THE ASSHOLES

Mine's already done.

TGRR,
Indian food for dinner last night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1273
April 23, 2013, 04:00:47 PM
Vindaloo? I hope you're in meetings today.  :evil:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1274
April 23, 2013, 04:19:26 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 22, 2013, 08:13:59 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 22, 2013, 04:47:59 PM

My favorite are atheists, though. I am developing a nice round loathing of hardcore atheists.

The so-called neo-atheists are a horrible bunch, and Dawkins is their god.

They almost make me wish there WAS a Hell, so they could rot in it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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