ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

[LMNO]

This thread went from awesome to amazing.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Aw, FUCK.  I've spent 10 years ducking out of this messiah shit, because I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO PAYNE.

Chase me all you like, human filth.  I can run right up the side of a skyscraper.

Payne knew exactly what he was doing, and did it anyway just to get some cheap yuks. Praise be to the Motherfucking Messiah, Hallowed be thy Name, and deliver us unto Temptation because we gobble that shit up, etc.


Run as far as you can, Good Reverend. We've spent thousands of years, since you were just a leathery, speckled egg, perfecting the art of grinding our saviors into the dust. Like the lions we grew up running away from, when we see Holiness on the run we just can't help ourselves.

See my last post. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Fair enough. But acknowledging the facts has rarely been very effective at stopping primates, once we get ourselves all worked up into a tizzy.

We may, in fact, never catch you. It's actually quite probable, given our track record.

There IS a second half to the joke. Whether or not we ever get it is immaterial.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fair enough. But acknowledging the facts has rarely been very effective at stopping primates, once we get ourselves all worked up into a tizzy.

We may, in fact, never catch you. It's actually quite probable, given our track record.

There IS a second half to the joke. Whether or not we ever get it is immaterial.

You make an excellent point.  Just knowing it exists is funny all by itself.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Pretty much. I guess the phrase "Run while you still have legs!" means something different when it's being hollered at a bunch of humans by something that can regenerate lost limbs.



AND WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS VOTED FOR ME?! I know the vote is a sham, but honestly.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretty much. I guess the phrase "Run while you still have legs!" means something different when it's being hollered at a bunch of humans by something that can regenerate lost limbs.

That's why all of my limbs are slightly different in color.  Which leads me to today's gem of wisdom:

If you've been married 4 times, maybe it's you.

But if you MUST marry crazy people, it's good to be able to replace missing bits.

[Eater of Clowns]

Hi everyone, it's Eater of Clowns, YOUR Deposed Mexico!

When I was first sent to live in the hellish Presidential retiree palace with my meager pension and rather lacking waitstaff, I thought you'd come back to me.  After all, Project Infinite Mexico has proven a stellar success - look at the thread.  Look at all the Mexicos, being Mexico.  Look at the many more who seek to be Mexico and the even distribution of votes.  Project Infinite Mexico promises to bring you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE in the Mexico TGRR, it promises to bring you HANDJOBS in the Mexico LMNO, it promises to bring you BELGIUM in the Mexico Waffles.

Your Deposed Mexico is pleased with the hilarious bungling of the election by Juntakenstein.  Even his violent, crazed, and undemocratic antics have a place in Project Infinite Mexico.

That place is last place.  Because nobody is voting for you, you son of a bitch.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHAT THE FUCK

I AM NOT EVEN RUNNING FOR MEXICO! STOP VOTING FOR ME, YOU COCKMONGLERS!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I actually do want the second part of the joke.

Nope.  Seriously, it now amuses me to never, ever tell the second half of the joke.  I will have it mailed to ECH and Nigel after my death, provided they first swear that they will never tell any other PDer.

Sort of like Sam Shepard, except that I'll actually deliver (or, rather, my executor will).

I DON'T REMEMBER THE FIRST HALF oops capslock the first half of the joke.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I actually do want the second part of the joke.

Nope.  Seriously, it now amuses me to never, ever tell the second half of the joke.  I will have it mailed to ECH and Nigel after my death, provided they first swear that they will never tell any other PDer.

Sort of like Sam Shepard, except that I'll actually deliver (or, rather, my executor will).

You realise also, this this will lead to highly toxic infighting and arguments about even the existence of the joke.

Ah.

I suddenly see the grand schemes of this lizard person. Despicable.

Watch me sun myself on a flat rock, not caring.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Aw, FUCK.  I've spent 10 years ducking out of this messiah shit, because I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO PAYNE.

Chase me all you like, human filth.  I can run right up the side of a skyscraper.

Poor Payne.

Unlike Payne, I have more spirochetes than a Navy crew on liberty.

And I catch my food with my tongue.

You do the math.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Aw, FUCK.  I've spent 10 years ducking out of this messiah shit, because I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO PAYNE.

Chase me all you like, human filth.  I can run right up the side of a skyscraper.

Poor Payne.

Unlike Payne, I have more spirochetes than a Navy crew on liberty.

And I catch my food with my tongue.

You do the math.

And this is why TGRR TGLR is popular with the ladeez.

[Junkenstein]

Hi everyone, it's Eater of Clowns, YOUR Deposed Mexico!

When I was first sent to live in the hellish Presidential retiree palace with my meager pension and rather lacking waitstaff, I thought you'd come back to me.  After all, Project Infinite Mexico has proven a stellar success - look at the thread.  Look at all the Mexicos, being Mexico.  Look at the many more who seek to be Mexico and the even distribution of votes.  Project Infinite Mexico promises to bring you the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE in the Mexico TGRR, it promises to bring you HANDJOBS in the Mexico LMNO, it promises to bring you BELGIUM in the Mexico Waffles.

Your Deposed Mexico is pleased with the hilarious bungling of the election by Juntakenstein.  Even his violent, crazed, and undemocratic antics have a place in Project Infinite Mexico.

That place is last place.  Because nobody is voting for you, you son of a bitch.

Oh you're just asking for another reset aren't you?

Well I shaln't do it. Shaln't. It's a word you outcast second rate former mexicos (not even worth caps) have never heard of.

This kind of hate speech only strengthens the very small, totally under control villages in glorious republic of Juantezicthestn.

But no. All the players seem to be here and the new MEXICO shall arise. There is only one MEXICO, and they are MEXICO and MEXICO is one with them.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

But no. All the players seem to be here and the new MEXICO shall arise. There is only one MEXICO, and they are MEXICO and MEXICO is one with them.

That sounds very similar to my Prayer to Pepsi. I suddenly feel nostalgic, bloated, and holy.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]