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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Could someone direct me to the thread for complaining about vaginas not having an "off" switch?

Salty

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Could someone direct me to the thread for complaining about vaginas not having an "off" switch?

In what cap...how do you mea....uh...
:um:

I think this is the right thread.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Could someone direct me to the thread for complaining about vaginas not having an "off" switch?

I think these folks finally figured out how to blow off that kind of steam.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34500.0.html
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Alty on April 24, 2013, 11:07:58 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Could someone direct me to the thread for complaining about vaginas not having an "off" switch?

In what cap...how do you mea....uh...
:um:

I think this is the right thread.

Oh, well...

That thing that I said.

It's lame.

Salty

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 11:30:45 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 24, 2013, 11:07:58 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Could someone direct me to the thread for complaining about vaginas not having an "off" switch?

In what cap...how do you mea....uh...
:um:

I think this is the right thread.

Oh, well...

That thing that I said.

It's lame.

Pffff. Its all good, my Brand Spankin New Wife is the same way. Actually most of the women I've known, in the Biblical sense, have been that way. I don't have that much damnded energy.

Which is funny as our culture so frequently makes as though sex is something you have to take from a woman. And yet, plenty of women have men in their lives that can't keep up.

I could not do a monogamous marriage for this reason, as well as others. Not because I have a constant need for booty, but because SHE WILL CLAW MY FACE OFF WITH LOVE if she gets all pent up.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Alty on April 25, 2013, 12:35:38 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 11:30:45 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 24, 2013, 11:07:58 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Could someone direct me to the thread for complaining about vaginas not having an "off" switch?

In what cap...how do you mea....uh...
:um:

I think this is the right thread.

Oh, well...

That thing that I said.

It's lame.

Pffff. Its all good, my Brand Spankin New Wife is the same way. Actually most of the women I've known, in the Biblical sense, have been that way. I don't have that much damnded energy.

Which is funny as our culture so frequently makes as though sex is something you have to take from a woman. And yet, plenty of women have men in their lives that can't keep up.

I could not do a monogamous marriage for this reason, as well as others. Not because I have a constant need for booty, but because SHE WILL CLAW MY FACE OFF WITH LOVE if she gets all pent up.

Non-monogamy as a self-defense mechanism, I like it :)

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Where has Roger got off to today?  :?

I'm supposed to be peer-reviewing a couple of classmates' abysmal semi-literate abortions of essays, but instead I'm fucking off and wasting time that I will surely regret later.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You know what? Being smart is hard. Sometimes I wish that I was happy and dumb.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

Massive power failure in Tucson today.  No comp until now.  Back to work.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:07:21 AM
http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/ 

Make yourself feel smarter, or just superior to the rest of the population.

Now I'm just depressed.

Although I did notice that most of the respondents got 7 or more questions right. That's something.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."