Split from Freedom in Houston

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Damn, of course you guys get into this when I'm nursing a post-Tuesday-Night-Dinner hangover.

Von, are you familiar with the parable of the racist tree?

I can't make you be less of a dick, that's a decision you have to make on your own. All I can do is offer you one reason you might want to do it (the promise of delving into some weird mental space that you and I may share). I categorically refuse to do that as long as you are content to be a bedshitting racist douchebag. I know it's not an instantaneous process, but thus far you haven't so much as said you want to get better, and like Johnny said, that's something that comes from within. Maybe I am being overly optimistic, but I know I've spent enough time being a shitneck that there's always hope.

So, if von wants to talk with people about this shit but doesn't want to make the attempt to be a biped, he can go elsewhere. I am not taking him on as a project or willing to put up with him while he's still in the beep-boop > embarrassment > screeching monkey > beep-boop cycle.

[Salty]

He called Nigel a mulatto welfare queen.

That's pretty much all I need to know about him.

More than, really.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Here at PD.com, we believe in carrying coals to Newcastle, hopping on a horse to teach those windmills what-for, and "curing" racists.  We believe that futile attempts to counsel people over the internet are a reasonable and rewarding endeavor, and by next year, we'll be offering to help the members of Westboro Baptist Church overcome their issues.

We do this because we care.  And because why not bash your head into a brick wall until Elvis tells you to stop?  Or explain to a creature with no principles why it is WRONG and we are RIGHT and by God, we'll selflessly spend our PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE TIME ON THIS EARTH trying to fill a moral vacuum, in a herculean spasm of self-righteousness.

FACT:  You aren't going to "help" this shitweasel, because he LIKES the way he is.

FACT:  There are two kinds of bigots...The ignorant and the hateful.  You can fix ignorance.  The hateful ones, like this thing, are worthy only of scorn and ridicule.

OPINION:  I think the motivations of those trying to "cure" this scum puppy are questionable, and may involve Brad Pitt hats at some point.

Doktor's Diagnosis:  The case is hopeless.  But don't let that stand in the way of the glorious crusade.

[Banned User 1]

Damn, of course you guys get into this when I'm nursing a post-Tuesday-Night-Dinner hangover.

Von, are you familiar with the parable of the racist tree?

I can't make you be less of a dick, that's a decision you have to make on your own. All I can do is offer you one reason you might want to do it (the promise of delving into some weird mental space that you and I may share). I categorically refuse to do that as long as you are content to be a bedshitting racist douchebag. I know it's not an instantaneous process, but thus far you haven't so much as said you want to get better, and like Johnny said, that's something that comes from within. Maybe I am being overly optimistic, but I know I've spent enough time being a shitneck that there's always hope.

So, if von wants to talk with people about this shit but doesn't want to make the attempt to be a biped, he can go elsewhere. I am not taking him on as a project or willing to put up with him while he's still in the beep-boop > embarrassment > screeching monkey > beep-boop cycle.

this seems dangley...

look, I told you I could act civil, but this just seems like you're carrot-on-a-sticking in order to "fix" me. yeah no...


also racist tree was a pretty good story...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Damn, of course you guys get into this when I'm nursing a post-Tuesday-Night-Dinner hangover.

Von, are you familiar with the parable of the racist tree?

I can't make you be less of a dick, that's a decision you have to make on your own. All I can do is offer you one reason you might want to do it (the promise of delving into some weird mental space that you and I may share). I categorically refuse to do that as long as you are content to be a bedshitting racist douchebag. I know it's not an instantaneous process, but thus far you haven't so much as said you want to get better, and like Johnny said, that's something that comes from within. Maybe I am being overly optimistic, but I know I've spent enough time being a shitneck that there's always hope.

So, if von wants to talk with people about this shit but doesn't want to make the attempt to be a biped, he can go elsewhere. I am not taking him on as a project or willing to put up with him while he's still in the beep-boop > embarrassment > screeching monkey > beep-boop cycle.

this seems dangley...

look, I told you I could act civil, but this just seems like you're carrot-on-a-sticking in order to "fix" me. yeah no...


also racist tree was a pretty good story...

Yeah, act civil. 

[Banned User 1]

Damn, of course you guys get into this when I'm nursing a post-Tuesday-Night-Dinner hangover.

Von, are you familiar with the parable of the racist tree?

I can't make you be less of a dick, that's a decision you have to make on your own. All I can do is offer you one reason you might want to do it (the promise of delving into some weird mental space that you and I may share). I categorically refuse to do that as long as you are content to be a bedshitting racist douchebag. I know it's not an instantaneous process, but thus far you haven't so much as said you want to get better, and like Johnny said, that's something that comes from within. Maybe I am being overly optimistic, but I know I've spent enough time being a shitneck that there's always hope.

So, if von wants to talk with people about this shit but doesn't want to make the attempt to be a biped, he can go elsewhere. I am not taking him on as a project or willing to put up with him while he's still in the beep-boop > embarrassment > screeching monkey > beep-boop cycle.

this seems dangley...

look, I told you I could act civil, but this just seems like you're carrot-on-a-sticking in order to "fix" me. yeah no...


also racist tree was a pretty good story...

Yeah, act civil. 

Within the sphere of cognitive-behaviourism, where is the differance?

[Salty]

Daww. It thinks it's people!

[P3nT4gR4m]

It thinks it's smart and tries to prove this by acting like a total fucking retard

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He called Nigel a mulatto welfare queen.

That's pretty much all I need to know about him.

More than, really.

AND changed his handle to "nigger". Because THAT'LL SHOW US!

Funniest thing I've seen since RWHN lauded himself as the smartest guy in the room.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The funny thing is, I'm worth 50 of his fetal-alcohol-syndrome hick ass. Both in net worth and social worth. Which is why he has such an inferiority complex; he knows he has zero assets and zero social equity, so he runs around trying to shit on other people who ARE doing something with their lives to make himself feel superior. Fuck you, you good for nothing homeowning self-employed single mother straight-A college student! You're brown! 

The irony in his attempts to cast aspersions is that the odds are small that he'll ever amount to anything. At all. He certainly doesn't seem to be interested in bettering himself.

[Salty]

Its hard to better yourself when you've got nothing but tube socks and libertarians for friends.

[P3nT4gR4m]

As an aside what the fuck is a "mulatto" anyway? Other than it's in the chorus to Teen Spirit I never heard the word before.

[Cain]

As an aside what the fuck is a "mulatto" anyway? Other than it's in the chorus to Teen Spirit I never heard the word before.

It means someone with one white and one black parent, or, more generally, of mixed ancestery.  It's a pretty archaic term though.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As an aside what the fuck is a "mulatto" anyway? Other than it's in the chorus to Teen Spirit I never heard the word before.

A person who is mixed-race white and black. If I recall correctly, it and similar terms originated in the American South during the slavery era, as a means of quantifying the proportion of white to black in mixed-race slaves. Paler slaves were more valuable as house servants or sex slaves. I fancy that to racist white trash, it's some sort of terrible insult.

Technically, I'm an octoroon, as I'm an eighth black. Mulattos are half.

Even more technically, I'm a mestizo or creole (depending on whether you're Spanish or French), as I'm white, black, and indian.