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Started by Salty, May 09, 2013, 05:40:55 PM

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GrannySmith

#60
May 11, 2013, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 06:20:48 PM
I look forward to seeing what this kind of stuff looks like without the nonsense.

If it makes anyone feel any better I'm sure we could pay Roger to scream random things for 90 minutes and pass it off as an exercise aid.

I found this new-age relaxation mp3 similarly helpful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59guruVL4o
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
May 11, 2013, 02:00:41 PM
Quote from: GrannySmith on May 11, 2013, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 06:20:48 PM
I look forward to seeing what this kind of stuff looks like without the nonsense.

If it makes anyone feel any better I'm sure we could pay Roger to scream random things for 90 minutes and pass it off as an exercise aid.

I found this new-age relaxation mp3 similarly helpful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59guruVL4o
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

That is delightful.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bu🤠ns

#62
May 12, 2013, 04:59:22 AM




Bu🤠ns

#63
May 12, 2013, 05:00:24 AM




Bu🤠ns

#64
May 12, 2013, 05:01:47 AM



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
May 12, 2013, 05:25:00 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This one is my favorite:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

GrannySmith

#66
May 12, 2013, 08:47:05 AM
 :lol: I'd love to have some fortune cookies with these inside! :D
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Bruno

#67
May 12, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
Those were great! All I could think of was "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" and "I GOT YOUR DARK MATTER RIGHT HERE"

The first one because of, you know, woo and "spiritualism", and the second because of science being guilty of filling gaps with bullshit.

Both require too much explaining.  :sad:
Formerly something else...

Anna Mae Bollocks

#68
May 12, 2013, 03:22:37 PM
Yoinking every last one of those.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
Those were great! All I could think of was "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" and "I GOT YOUR DARK MATTER RIGHT HERE"

The first one because of, you know, woo and "spiritualism", and the second because of science being guilty of filling gaps with bullshit.

Both require too much explaining.  :sad:

No. No, they don't. They're AWESOME.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Bruno

#69
May 14, 2013, 09:36:16 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 12, 2013, 03:22:37 PM
Yoinking every last one of those.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
Those were great! All I could think of was "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" and "I GOT YOUR DARK MATTER RIGHT HERE"

The first one because of, you know, woo and "spiritualism", and the second because of science being guilty of filling gaps with bullshit.

Both require too much explaining.  :sad:

No. No, they don't. They're AWESOME.

Thanks. I've been having a hard time telling my smart thoughts from my dumb thoughts lately.
Formerly something else...

Bu🤠ns

#70
May 15, 2013, 06:49:24 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 14, 2013, 09:36:16 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 12, 2013, 03:22:37 PM
Yoinking every last one of those.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
Those were great! All I could think of was "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" and "I GOT YOUR DARK MATTER RIGHT HERE"

The first one because of, you know, woo and "spiritualism", and the second because of science being guilty of filling gaps with bullshit.

Both require too much explaining.  :sad:

No. No, they don't. They're AWESOME.

Thanks. I've been having a hard time telling my smart thoughts from my dumb thoughts lately.

Holy shit! Story of my LIFE!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#71
May 15, 2013, 07:34:07 AM
 :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#72
May 15, 2013, 07:35:46 PM
I put those on facebook and annotated them "Hats off to Burns" and Lizzieloo said "THAT'S BURNS?"  :lol:
Had to put a disclaimer on it.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.608587389174968.1073741828.100000711379269&type=3
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Bu🤠ns

#73
May 17, 2013, 01:39:03 AM
God.  I WISH that was me.

Salty

#74
September 25, 2013, 09:07:25 PM
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