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Nephew Twiddleton

#600
June 19, 2013, 04:32:42 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 19, 2013, 04:23:20 AM
I passed my classes.

Beir bua, mo chara.

:hi five:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#601
June 19, 2013, 04:35:33 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 19, 2013, 04:29:35 AM
I got 3-4 quarters left till I graduate. I honestly have no fucking plan after this. I'll still have GI Bill benefits after that, but I really don't think that going for a masters degree is a good idea for me for some reason.

I have an Associates in History. Creditwise.

I don't have an AA on paper. I didn't graduate. Keep killing it until you get what you need, or at least, what you can get away with. Learn everything, grab a degree when the gov't decides to stop paying up.
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Sita

#602
June 19, 2013, 05:16:42 AM
School has been out for two weeks now. My son's report card is still nowhere in sight.
I'm getting a bit irritated about it. Why they couldn't just give it to them on the last day of school I don't know.
He's getting a bit anxious about it because he gets a big reward if there are A's and B's, and he wants his reward NOW.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Salty

#603
June 19, 2013, 05:24:41 AM
What's that drunk, retired car salesman neighbor? You overheard me talking shit about the way you "joke" with my wife?

Good. Maybe it'll get your ignorant ass to BACK UP OFF IT with the slurring political talk and stupid jokes. If not, I HAVE THE REMEDY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#604
June 19, 2013, 05:24:51 AM
Quote from: Sita on June 19, 2013, 05:16:42 AM
School has been out for two weeks now. My son's report card is still nowhere in sight.
I'm getting a bit irritated about it. Why they couldn't just give it to them on the last day of school I don't know.
He's getting a bit anxious about it because he gets a big reward if there are A's and B's, and he wants his reward NOW.

I had to wait 4 weeks for my daughter's card this time.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#605
June 19, 2013, 05:25:21 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2013, 05:24:41 AM
What's that drunk, retired car salesman neighbor? You overheard me talking shit about the way you "joke" with my wife?

Good. Maybe it'll get your ignorant ass to BACK UP OFF IT with the slurring political talk and stupid jokes. If not, I HAVE THE REMEDY.

Kick him in the nads first, then do what comes natural, like.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#606
June 19, 2013, 05:31:43 AM
Congrats, Nigel and Coyote. :) I look forward to the day one of you is my boss and/or benevolent overlord.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

#607
June 19, 2013, 06:16:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 05:25:21 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2013, 05:24:41 AM
What's that drunk, retired car salesman neighbor? You overheard me talking shit about the way you "joke" with my wife?

Good. Maybe it'll get your ignorant ass to BACK UP OFF IT with the slurring political talk and stupid jokes. If not, I HAVE THE REMEDY.

Kick him in the nads first, then do what comes natural, like.

Ooooh yeah. That is just the diplomacy my bones need.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#608
June 19, 2013, 06:54:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2013, 06:16:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 05:25:21 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2013, 05:24:41 AM
What's that drunk, retired car salesman neighbor? You overheard me talking shit about the way you "joke" with my wife?

Good. Maybe it'll get your ignorant ass to BACK UP OFF IT with the slurring political talk and stupid jokes. If not, I HAVE THE REMEDY.

Kick him in the nads first, then do what comes natural, like.

Ooooh yeah. That is just the diplomacy my bones need.

It's only funny if the other person is genuinely laughing.

Otherwise, you are obligated by SCIENCE!
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#609
June 19, 2013, 06:58:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 04:20:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 03:51:07 AM
I now know that I am capable of getting straight A's taking 17 credits with a house full of teenager drama.


I told you.

Didn't I tell you?

Congratulations.

:lulz:

You totally did tell me!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#610
June 19, 2013, 06:59:01 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#611
June 19, 2013, 07:00:45 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 19, 2013, 04:31:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 04:20:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 03:51:07 AM
I now know that I am capable of getting straight A's taking 17 credits with a house full of teenager drama.


I told you.

Didn't I tell you?

Congratulations.

Nigel, if I can manage an A in ANY math class... You can conquer Earth.

Is this a contract? Because I'll take it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#612
June 19, 2013, 07:05:42 AM
Then me and my friend took our dogs for a walk to the end of Hayden Island, during which I got a hell of a sunburn, and then we ate hot dogs and micheladas in his backyard.

All in all, a pretty great day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#613
June 19, 2013, 07:19:30 AM
Waiting to go party with friends on the 29th for Pride.
Bear needs to get smashed in public!

Nephew Twiddleton

#614
June 19, 2013, 07:20:59 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 07:00:45 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 19, 2013, 04:31:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 04:20:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 03:51:07 AM
I now know that I am capable of getting straight A's taking 17 credits with a house full of teenager drama.


I told you.

Didn't I tell you?

Congratulations.

Nigel, if I can manage an A in ANY math class... You can conquer Earth.

Is this a contract? Because I'll take it!

:thinks about it:

Yes. I would like a position as Vice Nigel.
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