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MMIX

#945
October 11, 2013, 07:11:01 PM
My llama died
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Anna Mae Bollocks

#946
October 11, 2013, 07:14:20 PM
I will be doing NOT A DAMN THING OUT OF THE ORDINARY FOR COLUMBUS DAY except perusing the annual "Why the fuck are we celebrating genocide?" macros on facebook.
I hope the mail runs tomorrow. I'm expecting a sweater.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#947
October 11, 2013, 07:23:18 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 11, 2013, 07:05:22 PM
In celebration of Columbus Day, I will be hiking a mountain many others have hiked before, but upon reaching the summit, shall declare myself the first to discover it.


But first I will be seeing NIN tonight

I will be the first to discover a sausage and pepper sandwich and some sangria!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sita

#948
October 11, 2013, 07:28:21 PM
Columbus Day will be spent like any other day. With the addition of a conference with my son's teachers.
Hell I didn't even realize it was coming up. I better prepare myself for the inevitable of people trying to burn the place down (ie BBQing where they aren't supposed to and possible fireworks).
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

The Good Reverend Roger

#949
October 11, 2013, 07:33:03 PM
Quote from: stelz on October 11, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
38 you say? Sounds like you got 7 years there boyo.

Hush, he's trying to tell us how virile he is.

Not even 38 and he's already an old fuddy duddy in an ill fitting suit trying to throw a monkey wrench in other peoples' parties.  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

Now he's dragging his butthurt all over the shutdown thread in the politics section.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#950
October 11, 2013, 07:33:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 11, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
It's Columbus Day weekend in Providence.

What the hell is that?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#951
October 11, 2013, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 11, 2013, 07:23:18 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 11, 2013, 07:05:22 PM
In celebration of Columbus Day, I will be hiking a mountain many others have hiked before, but upon reaching the summit, shall declare myself the first to discover it.


But first I will be seeing NIN tonight

I will be the first to discover a sausage and pepper sandwich and some sangria!

:lol: Hey, sounds like a worthwhile discovery to me.

Much of my free time this summer was spent at concerts and festivals, so a trip up a mountain before it gets too cold (for my tastes) seems to be in order.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#952
October 11, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
As far as I'm concerned, if I don't get a paid day off for it, IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Therefore, the following people are NOT historical figures:

Martin Luther King, Jr.
George Washington.
Abraham Lincoln.
Jesus (the second time around, I mean, after the "being dead" part).
Anyone in World War I.
Anyone in any other war.
Christopher Columbus.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#953
October 11, 2013, 07:52:05 PM
In ten minutes, I have to go to a lunch for the 25 year mark for our sales guy, who is universally acknowledged to be The Worst Guy On Earth.  He's a sales geek, drives a Porshe, has perfect teeth and hair, and believes that no day is complete without humiliating an underling.

Fucker tried that shit on me, once, and I turned his AC in his office off for a week.  Then I did it again two weeks later, just to make sure the point was driven home.  I hated this guy from "hello".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#954
October 11, 2013, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
As far as I'm concerned, if I don't get a paid day off for it, IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Therefore, the following people are NOT historical figures:

Martin Luther King, Jr.
George Washington.
Abraham Lincoln.
Jesus (the second time around, I mean, after the "being dead" part).
Anyone in World War I.
Anyone in any other war.
Christopher Columbus.

Everything I ever learned about history is a lie!  :cry:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#955
October 11, 2013, 08:03:59 PM Last Edit: October 11, 2013, 08:07:08 PM by stelz
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
As far as I'm concerned, if I don't get a paid day off for it, IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Therefore, the following people are NOT historical figures:

Martin Luther King, Jr.
George Washington.
Abraham Lincoln.
Jesus (the second time around, I mean, after the "being dead" part).
Anyone in World War I.
Anyone in any other war.
Christopher Columbus.

Last "regular" job I had included ALL OF THOSE, plus all the rest except the birth of Jebus.
There was no history except that.  :x

ETA: Oh wait - "paid day off"?
Then nothing happened. Ever. THERE IS NO HISTORY.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#956
October 11, 2013, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 11, 2013, 06:12:23 PM
I'm 28 and all my organs are in the same place they started and last weekend one of Dad's former classmates asked me if I was driving yet! Aren't I precious! I ARE NEVER GET OLD!

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#957
October 11, 2013, 09:21:21 PM
Well, I guess that's it for the day.

Fucking hate Fridays.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#958
October 11, 2013, 09:21:25 PM
Quote from: stelz on October 11, 2013, 07:14:20 PM
I will be doing NOT A DAMN THING OUT OF THE ORDINARY FOR COLUMBUS DAY except perusing the annual "Why the fuck are we celebrating genocide?" macros on facebook.
I hope the mail runs tomorrow. I'm expecting a sweater.

TEXAS REN-FAIR!

Ben Shapiro

#959
October 11, 2013, 09:23:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 07:52:05 PM
In ten minutes, I have to go to a lunch for the 25 year mark for our sales guy, who is universally acknowledged to be The Worst Guy On Earth.  He's a sales geek, drives a Porshe, has perfect teeth and hair, and believes that no day is complete without humiliating an underling.

Fucker tried that shit on me, once, and I turned his AC in his office off for a week.  Then I did it again two weeks later, just to make sure the point was driven home.  I hated this guy from "hello".

SHIT IN HIS MOUTH ROGER SHIT IN HIS MOUTH! DO IT FOR LITTLE BINKS!
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