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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#765
December 17, 2013, 09:34:40 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Gee, yeah, thanks. Because obviously it makes perfect sense that if somebody's mad at me for something I didn't do, I am equally at fault.

Where did I say anything about fault?

Basically what I got out of it is that if someone unfoundedly accuses another person of being a jerk, and that person protests, they're BOTH being equally unreasonable.



Well I don't know how you got that, but it doesn't resemble anything I said.

Not the words, no. But you basically said that everyone was screeching, and then commented on how you've been touchy, too. Implying that the people who were upset were just being touchy.

Funny thing is, I wasn't touchy at all until the white-knighting started because Roger dared to unfairly lump a stand-up solid guy - who just happens to be an incoherent abusive drunk trainwreck who has repeatedly told both Roger and I to go fuck ourselves - in with other people who have told Roger and I to go fuck ourselves.

So yeah.

SORRY ABOUT BEING A TOUCHY, SCREECHING CASSOWARY, next time I'll just smile sweetly and say OK when someone tells me I'm being an unfair jerk for referring to another person's telling me to go fuck myself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#766
December 17, 2013, 09:38:52 PM
Sorry, reading BACKWARDS isn't always the most effective way of parsing a thread.

I see your point.

I would also like to say that I made an attempt to move this conversation out of Open Bar and in fact made another thread for it so it would stop shitting this thread up, but it didn't work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#767
December 17, 2013, 09:48:39 PM
And keep in mind, I wasn't attaching any value judgment to the idea of being touchy. Usually if I'm touchy there's a good reason, and I tend to assume the same holds true for other people.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#768
December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#769
December 17, 2013, 09:51:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
I have it on reliable authority that I am the wrong kind of dick, and my chromosomes are all fucking squishy.


Too white. Dick Privilege

:sad:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#770
December 17, 2013, 09:53:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#771
December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?
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Pæs

#772
December 17, 2013, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Holy shit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#773
December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#774
December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#775
December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#776
December 17, 2013, 10:36:04 PM
Going to Frankfurt on January 3rd.

I will bring my sickness to Germany.  All may share in the horrible snot rockets.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#777
December 17, 2013, 10:37:24 PM
YOU HAVE PEOPLE IN A REFINERY THAT DO SPECIAL K AT WORK!?

East Coast Hustle

#778
December 17, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
Ketamine and heavy machinery seems like a perfect mix. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

#779
December 17, 2013, 10:53:13 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
Ketamine and heavy machinery seems like a perfect mix. :lulz:

Yeah, that was kinda my thought too.
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