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Junkenstein

#735
February 24, 2014, 03:18:47 PM
Auditor. Say it enough time and it rhymes with "Bastard".

Literally the most tedious dull man I have ever dealt with. The term "Gray" was created to describe this man. No visible emotions. No visible brain activity. No understanding at all of the industry, it's ways or anything beyond what an ISO handbook says.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#736
February 24, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 24, 2014, 03:18:47 PM
Auditor. Say it enough time and it rhymes with "Bastard".

Literally the most tedious dull man I have ever dealt with. The term "Gray" was created to describe this man. No visible emotions. No visible brain activity. No understanding at all of the industry, it's ways or anything beyond what an ISO handbook says.

When I get picked to be a vendor auditor, NOBODY gets bored.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#737
February 24, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 02:24:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2014, 05:13:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:27:46 AM
South tube broke in the rotary kiln.  I won't be on a whole lot tomorrow.

Jesus fuck, that place.

Other stuff broke, disregard.

Today:  BOTH jetmills repaired
Tomorrow:  Rotary kiln rebuild.
Wed/Thursday:  Gigantic confined space entry on blown out reactor.

And it isn't even Friday! :banana:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#738
February 24, 2014, 03:41:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 02:24:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2014, 05:13:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:27:46 AM
South tube broke in the rotary kiln.  I won't be on a whole lot tomorrow.

Jesus fuck, that place.

Other stuff broke, disregard.

Today:  BOTH jetmills repaired
Tomorrow:  Rotary kiln rebuild.
Wed/Thursday:  Gigantic confined space entry on blown out reactor.

And it isn't even Friday! :banana:

We've had it easy for a while.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sita

#739
February 24, 2014, 03:55:55 PM
I am seeing my facebook use decreasing at an amazing rate lately.
Where before I was checking there 7-10 times a day, you'd be lucky to catch me there twice a day.

I'm thinking this has to do with the fact that I don't really care about the games like I used to and that I really don't need to see one more thing from my family on a political and/or religious topic.

On a plus I'm actually getting around to playing some real, actual games. Just got Alice: Madness Returns, which also has with the first one, and am going to play the hell out of both this week. Been wanting those games for what seems like forever.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

LMNO

#740
February 24, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
Just got back from the doctor.

All the numbers that are supposed to be down, are down.

All the numbers that are supposed to be up, are up.


Which means I'm no longer at risk of having my heart explode while liquid fat pours from my eyeballs.







But that would have looked pretty cool, you gotta admit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#741
February 24, 2014, 04:00:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
Just got back from the doctor.

All the numbers that are supposed to be down, are down.

All the numbers that are supposed to be up, are up.


Which means I'm no longer at risk of having my heart explode while liquid fat pours from my eyeballs.







But that would have looked pretty cool, you gotta admit.

It's not as fun as it looks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#742
February 24, 2014, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 24, 2014, 03:18:47 PM
Auditor. Say it enough time and it rhymes with "Bastard".

Literally the most tedious dull man I have ever dealt with. The term "Gray" was created to describe this man. No visible emotions. No visible brain activity. No understanding at all of the industry, it's ways or anything beyond what an ISO handbook says.

When I get picked to be a vendor auditor, NOBODY gets bored.

ISO audit effectiveness is unfortunately measured by numbers of brain cells killed.

"Show me proof of how you utilise this procedure to leverage business growth"

FUCK YOU. WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE IS A 2 BOX FLOW CHART SHOWING I HAND INFORMATION TO HER. THIS IS WASTING EVERYONE'S VALUABLE TIME.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#743
February 24, 2014, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 24, 2014, 04:04:12 PM
"Show me proof of how you utilise this procedure to leverage business growth"

No.  I am going to show you that our procedure is documented and that we are following it.  Your concern stops there, ISO-Boy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#744
February 24, 2014, 04:09:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
Just got back from the doctor.

All the numbers that are supposed to be down, are down.

All the numbers that are supposed to be up, are up.


Which means I'm no longer at risk of having my heart explode while liquid fat pours from my eyeballs.







But that would have looked pretty cool, you gotta admit.

Good job!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#745
February 24, 2014, 04:09:44 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 24, 2014, 03:55:55 PM
I am seeing my facebook use decreasing at an amazing rate lately.
Where before I was checking there 7-10 times a day, you'd be lucky to catch me there twice a day.

I'm thinking this has to do with the fact that I don't really care about the games like I used to and that I really don't need to see one more thing from my family on a political and/or religious topic.

On a plus I'm actually getting around to playing some real, actual games. Just got Alice: Madness Returns, which also has with the first one, and am going to play the hell out of both this week. Been wanting those games for what seems like forever.

The only thing I really find Facebook useful for these days is trolling Atheists.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#746
February 24, 2014, 04:52:12 PM
There is no reason why flights to Kansas City need to be as much as they are. I mean, it's not like people actually like to go to Kansas City, do they?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#747
February 24, 2014, 06:25:04 PM
Unnngh, 35 minutes before my midterm.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#748
February 24, 2014, 06:26:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2014, 06:25:04 PM
Unnngh, 35 minutes before my midterm.

You could just post this twice a day automatically.

It would still be accurate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#749
February 24, 2014, 06:32:02 PM
Harold Ramis dead.

Damn shame.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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