OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh man I just washed my hands and it was so good. I don't know where the compulsion came from but when I was rinsing them off I just put more and more hand soap in them and kept working it into a fine, luxurious lather. Then added more hand soap, pump after pump of it. It had that scent like original Dial, which always reminds me of my memere's place because she was the only person that used it when I was a kid.

Weirdest fucking experience. Best hand wash of my life.   

Did you go the whole way up your forearms?

Oh boy, when you get elbow-deep in lather... bliss. 

I'm so doing that someday.

God yes.

[Salty]

Fuck's sake, Alty, I'm sorry. I take it your friend came out of it alive, at least?

Yeah, he's under observation, I believe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh man I just washed my hands and it was so good. I don't know where the compulsion came from but when I was rinsing them off I just put more and more hand soap in them and kept working it into a fine, luxurious lather. Then added more hand soap, pump after pump of it. It had that scent like original Dial, which always reminds me of my memere's place because she was the only person that used it when I was a kid.

Weirdest fucking experience. Best hand wash of my life.   

That's mildly disturbing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A friend of mine, pretty much my only one in town ATM, tried to kill himself.

I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed myself. Gave notice to my landlord, have to hunt for a new place. And my Groupon is finally fucking over except a few stragglers.

Now to rebuild my business, hopefully. I remain optimistic, but I need to get out into the woods or something.

Thank christ for that cheap clinic, hopefully it comes out clear, but that thing on my back looks awfully un-mole like.

Crap!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh man I just washed my hands and it was so good. I don't know where the compulsion came from but when I was rinsing them off I just put more and more hand soap in them and kept working it into a fine, luxurious lather. Then added more hand soap, pump after pump of it. It had that scent like original Dial, which always reminds me of my memere's place because she was the only person that used it when I was a kid.

Weirdest fucking experience. Best hand wash of my life.   

Did you go the whole way up your forearms?

Oh boy, when you get elbow-deep in lather... bliss. 

I do forearms sometimes. Also, I wash my hands before going to the bathroom, as well as after.

[LMNO]

Alty, damn. That's a lot to handle. You know we got you. We got you.


EoC... I must be honest. I fapped.

[Salty]

Alty, damn. That's a lot to handle. You know we got you. We got you.

Thanks.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

A friend of mine, pretty much my only one in town ATM, tried to kill himself.

I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed myself. Gave notice to my landlord, have to hunt for a new place. And my Groupon is finally fucking over except a few stragglers.

Now to rebuild my business, hopefully. I remain optimistic, but I need to get out into the woods or something.

Thank christ for that cheap clinic, hopefully it comes out clear, but that thing on my back looks awfully un-mole like.

I hope the thing on your back and your business and finding a new/better place to live work out awesome. I don't know what to say about your friend except 'shit, shit, shit' and if 'you need something . . .' fuck, man.

[Suu]

Not good Alty. :/ We're here for you.



Speaking of sexy handwashings, I just authorized a 2lb shipment of lye to my house. Shit's about to be all SCIENCE over here!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I read the "different discordian communities" part as BDS saying he was interested in other people's attempts to build their own Discordian internets.

But at the same time, I want to see butt peanuts flourish, so I'm just going to see where this conversation goes.

Dude, all I know is he did the "lots of people" bit ("several", in this case) which he then refused to clarify.  Then, when I expressed dismay and discouragement in PM, he was basically like "SORRY TO HEAR THAT, HERE'S YOUR HAT".   Stack that on top of the fact that he hasn't arsed himself to drop in for over a year, until this shit started...

...What fucking conclusion am I SUPPOSED to draw?

Yeah, it's probably more valid a reading of it than mine, which is based on just the text out of the context you've got. Prepare butt peanuts for suction!

Maybe.  I'm just not really willing to extend the benefit of the doubt, given the "several people" comment.

I'm a bit behind on this, maybe out of purpose, but...

Really the worst things you can do in an argument is say this mysterious numinous group of people whose names I won't mention agree that certain mysterious, numinous group of people are making the experience not worthwhile.

God knows I've had some cock ups here and there but they've always been direct, and I've admitted fault where fault was to be admitted. And I've had butthurt too.

I think the messed up thing about it is that you're drafting a legion of nameless ghosts. If your ghosts won't stand with you, why are you letting them speak?

Hmmmm.

That's a bit of fodder there.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ugh, i hate the "lots of people agree with me that you are X" bit. It is double cowardice, first the accuser apparently needs a posse to feel tough enough to open his mouth and secondly once the mouth has opened it won't name names. IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO NAME NAMES YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THEIR OPINION AT ALL! Jeez, you can't retroactively start respecting your posse's privacy after you used their consensus to bolster your position. That is just a dick move against the accused as well as against your posse.

And this is why I should have waited until the next comment since Regret put it well enough into what I was trying to say too.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

A friend of mine, pretty much my only one in town ATM, tried to kill himself.

I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed myself. Gave notice to my landlord, have to hunt for a new place. And my Groupon is finally fucking over except a few stragglers.

Now to rebuild my business, hopefully. I remain optimistic, but I need to get out into the woods or something.

Thank christ for that cheap clinic, hopefully it comes out clear, but that thing on my back looks awfully un-mole like.

Is he ok? You know, aside from the wanting to die bit.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I kinda feel like a moron, but:

Last night I crammed for my Microbiology exam.

Mind you, I was absent last class for Micro. Well, went to check my email mere minutes before I left and saw an email from Saturday what was expected for Micro today, which didn't include exam, but print out this part of the lab manual. My bad for missing class and not checking the email, but glad I ultimately did. Exam is next week now.

In Micro, we made slides of Staphylococcus epidermidis and E. coli.

I failed at S. epidermidis but succeeded at E. coli. And holy fuck, bacteria are small, even in a microscope. Under 1000x magnification.

Then I came home, ate, played STO and then went back to school (Tuesdays have Micro between 10:00 and 12:00-1:00ish. Gen Bio II starts at 6:00 pm, and I live one stop away on the subway from school, and truth be told, I don't think I will voluntarily work on a Tuesday for the rest of the semester, since I don't care for the extra transit plus lack of downtime). Then in Gen Bio II we went over more evolution/gene pool stuff and then began our F1 cross for fruit flies. (Child generation bred for the purpose of creating grandchild generation). That was more or less my day, other than my landlady informing me that she reinstalled the plug in the sink outside my room which I only use for late night drinking water purposes. With the standard bit of, "I know it's not you screwing this up but I have to tell everyone" deal.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

On the bright side, I am now in outside of school contact with 4 classmates, one of which asked me if I wanted to help him with some botanical research over the summer. I said yes, of course.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I kinda feel like a moron, but:

Last night I crammed for my Microbiology exam.

Mind you, I was absent last class for Micro. Well, went to check my email mere minutes before I left and saw an email from Saturday what was expected for Micro today, which didn't include exam, but print out this part of the lab manual. My bad for missing class and not checking the email, but glad I ultimately did. Exam is next week now.

In Micro, we made slides of Staphylococcus epidermidis and E. coli.

I failed at S. epidermidis but succeeded at E. coli. And holy fuck, bacteria are small, even in a microscope. Under 1000x magnification.

Then I came home, ate, played STO and then went back to school (Tuesdays have Micro between 10:00 and 12:00-1:00ish. Gen Bio II starts at 6:00 pm, and I live one stop away on the subway from school, and truth be told, I don't think I will voluntarily work on a Tuesday for the rest of the semester, since I don't care for the extra transit plus lack of downtime). Then in Gen Bio II we went over more evolution/gene pool stuff and then began our F1 cross for fruit flies. (Child generation bred for the purpose of creating grandchild generation). That was more or less my day, other than my landlady informing me that she reinstalled the plug in the sink outside my room which I only use for late night drinking water purposes. With the standard bit of, "I know it's not you screwing this up but I have to tell everyone" deal.

I took my 2nd Gen Bio midterm yesterday. That shit is all super awesome. It's like the Ochem of biology.