The Haiku Game

[Anonymous]

Fuedal Lord Thane, crude
Serf at fieff villeinage schemes
Rude slay killenage.


next topic:  Bird Poo

[Trollax]

There's crap on my head
Magpies may be my totem
But this pushes it!

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phantom sensations like people prodding you with their fingers or stuff like that. have you every had that? I'm having that right now, it feels like someone is pushing their finger into my back and won't stop.

[demon seed #three]

prodding sensations
my telepathy, Trollax
poke,can you feel? mwah


next topic: edible undies

[seanfish]

Peasant! You go farm!
I protect you from all harm!
And seduce your wife!

Next topic: Hey hey we're the Monkees

[Penumbral]

Ok now I am just parinoid!

[Trollax]

hey hey we're humans
Apes with serious issues
And bad fashion sense

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Who put the bop in the bop in the bop shoo-op shoo-op?

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

shoo-op bop shoo-op
peppermint twist undies and
tutti frutti socks

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....Jamma Wamma Bamma Hop Samma Lamma ... Orange banana   jam wham slam flam bing bham boom ...

[Trollax]

*Boom!* *boop!* *bop!* *bip!* *bam!*
Onomatopea *Bang!*
*biff!* *paff!* *Smack!* *Doof!* *Spong!*

[Trollax]

*Boom!* *boop!* *bop!* *bip!* *bam!*
Onomatopea *Bang!*
*biff!* *paff!* *Smack!* *Doof!* *Spong!*

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[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Why'd Trollax do this?
start the un-escapable
new time warp time warp


(yes...I suck at Haiku I know)
Next: floundering follies of the freshly fermented Fearless Freep

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Freeps can't take a joke
and  God won't turn back time, or
teach hamsters to swim.

Next topic:          a rare genetic disorder "neoplasticranialbotanosis", literaly meaning, "cabbage head".

[Rev Thwack]

ne-o-plas-ti-cra...
Ah fuck it, give me a beer.
what's with these word games?


Next topic: Necropyrobeastiality and your dog spot.

[demon seed #three]

damn! spot hit the spot
no barking or woofs, what the?
creamation is key



next topic: mullets

[Sir Lyall]

No Mullets!

Next Topic: How boring computer class is

Boring this class is.
I do not like it at all.
Teacher can shove it.

Next Topic: three word story

[Trollax]

There are but three words
To box yourself up inside
Safe and terrified

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Where's Zenji?