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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Anonymous

#330
September 03, 2003, 07:48:47 AM
Fuedal Lord Thane, crude
Serf at fieff villeinage schemes
Rude slay killenage.


next topic:  Bird Poo

Trollax

#331
September 03, 2003, 10:17:32 AM
There's crap on my head
Magpies may be my totem
But this pushes it!

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phantom sensations like people prodding you with their fingers or stuff like that. have you every had that? I'm having that right now, it feels like someone is pushing their finger into my back and won't stop.

demon seed #three

#332
September 03, 2003, 09:08:14 PM
prodding sensations
my telepathy, Trollax
poke,can you feel? mwah :twisted:


next topic: edible undies
And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

seanfish

#333
September 04, 2003, 05:50:37 AM
Peasant! You go farm!
I protect you from all harm!
And seduce your wife!

Next topic: Hey hey we're the Monkees
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

-- Marvin Gaye

Penumbral

#334
September 04, 2003, 06:02:47 AM
Ok now I am just parinoid!

Trollax

#335
September 05, 2003, 11:05:57 AM
hey hey we're humans
Apes with serious issues
And bad fashion sense

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Who put the bop in the bop in the bop shoo-op shoo-op?

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#336
September 05, 2003, 08:56:52 PM
shoo-op bop shoo-op
peppermint twist undies and
tutti frutti socks

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....Jamma Wamma Bamma Hop Samma Lamma ... Orange banana   jam wham slam flam bing bham boom ...

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Trollax

#337
September 06, 2003, 05:27:55 AM
*Boom!* *boop!* *bop!* *bip!* *bam!*
Onomatopea *Bang!*
*biff!* *paff!* *Smack!* *Doof!* *Spong!*

Trollax

#338
September 06, 2003, 05:28:53 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax*Boom!* *boop!* *bop!* *bip!* *bam!*
Onomatopea *Bang!*
*biff!* *paff!* *Smack!* *Doof!* *Spong!*

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#339
September 06, 2003, 10:34:22 AM
Why'd Trollax do this?
start the un-escapable
new time warp time warp


(yes...I suck at Haiku I know)
Next: floundering follies of the freshly fermented Fearless Freep

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#340
September 09, 2003, 08:02:03 AM
Freeps can't take a joke
and  God won't turn back time, or
teach hamsters to swim.

Next topic:          a rare genetic disorder "neoplasticranialbotanosis", literaly meaning, "cabbage head".

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Rev Thwack

#341
September 09, 2003, 08:10:04 AM
ne-o-plas-ti-cra...
Ah fuck it, give me a beer.
what's with these word games?


Next topic: Necropyrobeastiality and your dog spot.
My balls itch...

demon seed #three

#342
September 12, 2003, 11:56:37 PM
damn! spot hit the spot
no barking or woofs, what the?
creamation is key



next topic: mullets
And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

Sir Lyall

#343
September 16, 2003, 02:52:14 PM
No Mullets!

Next Topic: How boring computer class is

Boring this class is.
I do not like it at all.
Teacher can shove it.

Next Topic: three word story
mass marketed arcana

Trollax

#344
September 17, 2003, 04:16:09 AM
There are but three words
To box yourself up inside
Safe and terrified

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