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Cain

#300
August 28, 2017, 11:13:51 PM
10 weeks for someone (me, of course) to notice an error in the code we use to generate the numbers for the fire list.

It's not a health and safety issue, in a sense that all the rooms were being displayed correctly and only the floor population numbers were off, but still though.

P3nT4gR4m

#301
August 28, 2017, 11:35:14 PM
Wow. American reading comprehension really is as bad as advertised! Look up the word "alleviated" I think that's where the confusion is creeping in. Or, hey, don't drink water (like from the toilet). Is also funny as fuck. :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Don Coyote

#302
August 28, 2017, 11:45:37 PM
Did we hurt your feelings?

The Good Reverend Roger

#303
August 29, 2017, 12:22:54 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 28, 2017, 11:45:37 PM
Did we hurt your feelings?

Scotsmen don't have feelings.  They lack the necessary glands, instead having extra glands for "drinking", "rage", and "happy-slapping".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#304
August 29, 2017, 01:42:34 AM
Quote from: PoFP on August 28, 2017, 10:45:19 PM
Quote from: Freeky on August 28, 2017, 09:39:30 PM
Maybe that whole "water memory" thing was really doctors posing as naturopaths to get people to drink some damn water.

Interesting idea...

Part of me wants to pose as a doctor/mystic online and start telling people that various completely normal, common things are especially healthy or useful because of various completely bullshit reasons that include sciency/supernatural buzz-words (Depending on the target audience).

For example, I bet we could get pagans to take showers if we told them that body odor disrupted spiritual flow because odor is "transplanar" (Can move between planes. Yes, I made that word up.). "Hence why our sense of smell in this plane starts to fade as we reach the end of our lives, and we start to 'hallucinate' (We know that this really means perceive *snobby Pagan laughter*) other smells from other planes of existence."

"Can't get your summoning spell to work? Take a bath you disgusting jerk."

Works for Granny Weatherwax *shrugs*
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Freeky

#305
August 29, 2017, 03:05:59 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2017, 11:35:14 PM
Wow. American reading comprehension really is as bad as advertised! Look up the word "alleviated" I think that's where the confusion is creeping in. Or, hey, don't drink water (like from the toilet). Is also funny as fuck. :argh!:

I did admit that it helps sometimes, you know. But the dehydration alleviating depression was... wildly overstating things. I've never spoken to any dr about my depression and had them tell me "Drink more water, that'll help you feel a little better."

Also :p

The Good Reverend Roger

#306
August 30, 2017, 01:45:57 AM
One of my 3 closest friends from my teenage years just died of lung cancer at the age of 47.

:cry:

She was a brawler and a horrible bastard and she made no excuses.  Things just got a little bit more boring.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

#307
August 30, 2017, 07:13:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 01:45:57 AM
One of my 3 closest friends from my teenage years just died of lung cancer at the age of 47.

:cry:

She was a brawler and a horrible bastard and she made no excuses.  Things just got a little bit more boring.

:sad: Sorry for your loss man.
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LMNO

#308
August 30, 2017, 12:51:54 PM
That sucks, Roger.  Condolences.

P3nT4gR4m

#309
August 30, 2017, 12:56:15 PM
Aye that sucks man. Got to an age where it's starting to feel like a game of last man standing :sad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#310
August 30, 2017, 01:36:48 PM
Also, to be clear, FUCK CANCER.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#311
August 30, 2017, 06:39:06 PM
FUCK CANCER A-WOMEN.

hooplala

#312
August 30, 2017, 11:17:45 PM
Very sorry to hear that Roger.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#313
August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 PM
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Don Coyote

#314
August 30, 2017, 11:57:18 PM
FUCK CANCER


Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 PM
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"
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