Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

[Meunster]

The ringing in my ears and increased heart rate do not pair well with how mundane catching up with old ghosts is.

[Faust]

Someone goose you?

[Meunster]

Me? No the geese are fine they're flying home for the summer

[Faust]

Why are your ears ringing and your heart palpitating?

[Don Coyote]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

[Doktor Howl]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

That gets easier when they turn 20 or so.

[Don Coyote]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

That gets easier when they turn 20 or so.

Months or years?

[Junkenstien]

Years.

I'm learning that faster each day.

[Trivial]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Ha, my son is at that stage, he's 17 months. 

[Doktor Howl]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

That gets easier when they turn 20 or so.

Months or years?

Years.  ENJOY!

[Trivial]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Also, what are his opinions on pants?

[Don Coyote]

Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Also, what are his opinions on pants?

Pants YES
Shirt SCREEEEEEEEEECH
Coat YES
Socks YES

[Con-troll]

Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

[Don Coyote]

Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

[Con-troll]

Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

There was this bdsm-site i singed up for. I tried to induce conversation about an actual, real kink of wanting to roleplay as ancient reptilian warlord, among other things. Now everybody just ignores me and considers me as a troll for trying to make a real contribution for their sexual spectrum. 

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.