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Meunster

#345
February 19, 2019, 05:04:10 AM
The ringing in my ears and increased heart rate do not pair well with how mundane catching up with old ghosts is.
Poe's law ;)

Faust

#346
February 19, 2019, 05:17:09 AM
Someone goose you?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Meunster

#347
February 19, 2019, 05:29:22 AM
Me? No the geese are fine they're flying home for the summer
Poe's law ;)

Faust

#348
February 19, 2019, 05:47:49 AM
Why are your ears ringing and your heart palpitating?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Don Coyote

#349
February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Doktor Howl

#350
February 19, 2019, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

That gets easier when they turn 20 or so.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

#351
February 19, 2019, 05:41:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

That gets easier when they turn 20 or so.

Months or years?

Junkenstien

#352
February 19, 2019, 07:43:34 PM
Years.

I'm learning that faster each day.

Trivial

#353
February 19, 2019, 10:37:17 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?



14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Ha, my son is at that stage, he's 17 months. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

#354
February 20, 2019, 05:33:52 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:41:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

That gets easier when they turn 20 or so.

Months or years?

Years.  ENJOY!
Molon Lube

Trivial

#355
February 20, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Also, what are his opinions on pants?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Don Coyote

#356
February 21, 2019, 03:16:35 AM
Quote from: Trivial on February 20, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 19, 2019, 05:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2019, 04:35:13 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 18, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the Orange eating contest because I had to stop my toddler from being fed oranges continuously.

*screams internally*


How old is the kid, now?

14 months
We're at the "understands words and HATE THEM" stage of life. Also I have grapple him to wipe shit from his ass.

Also, what are his opinions on pants?

Pants YES
Shirt SCREEEEEEEEEECH
Coat YES
Socks YES

Con-troll

#357
February 21, 2019, 03:28:58 AM
Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

Don Coyote

#358
February 21, 2019, 06:02:34 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 03:28:58 AM
Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

Con-troll

#359
February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 21, 2019, 06:02:34 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 03:28:58 AM
Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

There was this bdsm-site i singed up for. I tried to induce conversation about an actual, real kink of wanting to roleplay as ancient reptilian warlord, among other things. Now everybody just ignores me and considers me as a troll for trying to make a real contribution for their sexual spectrum.  :lulz:

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.
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